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[theweaselking]

Homophobic gay porn star/US Marine assaults, beats with tire iron, chases, Greek Orthodox Priest who "acted like a terrorist" by asking him for directions.

For bonus points: Marine's excuses include that priest "acted like a terrorist", "tried to rob him", "grabbed his crotch and made a sexual overture in perfect English[1]"

[1]: The priest in question does not speak English.

[Poll #1484160]

Comments

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

It's a shutout victory for the team so far.

[interactiveleaf.livejournal.com]

Don't forget that he also claimed to have heard this Greek-speaking priest yell out "Allahu akbar!" The priest in question also does not speak Arabic, and is not Muslim[1].

[1]: Though I don't know how much it matters. I'm neither Muslim nor Arabic-speaking, and I'd be perfectly capable of doing that too.

Anyhoo. I'm not voting since I posted this earlier today and already know the answer. Allah forbid I should skew your highly scientific results!

[scixual.livejournal.com]

"gay porn star"?

[sydneycat.livejournal.com]

YES!

[scixual.livejournal.com]

...oh, I see...

[lafinjack.livejournal.com]

You just had to ask, didn't you?

[zenmonkeykstop.livejournal.com]

Note to self, do NOT set your ringtone to "Allahu Akbar!" next week in Orlando. It would in no way be funny.

[lafinjack.livejournal.com]

Not to you, anyway.

[dianavilliers.livejournal.com]

...a sexual overture in perfect English
"I say old chap, how about a bit of the old rumpy-pumpy behind the bike sheds, wot? Nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more?"

[krylon-blue83.livejournal.com]

win.

[whisperkit.livejournal.com]

I believe some internets are due here.

[silmaril.livejournal.com]

*coffeenose*

[heavenscalyx.livejournal.com]

How would you like your Internets delivered?

[chaosrah.livejournal.com]

I got it wrong, but you gotta admit that is tricky, stupidity + religion on this one.