A Slice Of Life.

[theweaselking]

"Woman, get in the kitchen and make me a sandwich" just WORKED.

Holy CRAP.

And it's not like last time, either.

Comments

[graethorne.livejournal.com]

Risky words, those...

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

I didn't use those exact words, until explaining my jubilant celebration at The Sandwich.

[torrain.livejournal.com]

*snort* The exact words were "It would be awesome if you could make me a sandwich...?" *Much* more acceptable.

[quotation.livejournal.com]

It's not love unless it's lasagna.

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

Oddly, if I'd said "Woman, get in the kitchen and make me lasagna", she actually would have, and with less hassle than the sandwich had.

(Because I made lasagna a couple of days ago, and we have leftovers that are easily reheatable and TOTALLY AWESOME. That's why.)

[kafziel.livejournal.com]

Check the sandwich carefully before you eat it.

[stormfeather.livejournal.com]

So.. laxatives should be kicking in in three... two...

[ice-hesitant.livejournal.com]

theweaselking must have mumbled sudo su hyphen sometime before the conversation took place.

[jasmine-koran.livejournal.com]

And how did you enjoy the bitter almond garnish?

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

Cyanotic!

[spartonian.livejournal.com]

Well played, sir.

[dgg.livejournal.com]

True story from my ancient past

Ex-wife: "So how do you want to do this?"

Me: "I'll go downstairs to work on the car. You make dinner."

Ex-wife: "Why!? Why do I have to make dinner!? Is it because I am a woman and that is what women are supposed to do!? I refuse to play to stereotypes!"

Me: "Alright. I'll make dinner, you go downstairs and work on the car."

Ex-Wife: "I can't do that! I'm a woman!"