Guess The State!

[theweaselking]

"The doctor who was arrested for groping a woman while dressed as Captain America with a burrito in his pants will not go to jail."

No news yet on whether he was dressed as Captain American and had a burrito in his pants, or if he was dressed as "Captain America With A Burrito In His Pants". And dammit, the public has a right to know!

[Poll #1570102]

Comments

[kierthos.livejournal.com]

Ha! Got it right!

It was just too fucking wacky to be Ohio.

[dreamshade.livejournal.com]

My thinking exactly. I was somewhere along the lines of, "Hmm, not religious... but way too insane to not be Florida..."

[kjn]

Or if he was dressed as Captain American and used a burrito in his pants to grope her.

[matthewwdaly.livejournal.com]

Evidently, he offered young ladies the opportunity to touch the burrito in his pants, and became aggressive when one refused the offer.

One assumes that he needed the burrito gimmick to distinguish himself from the OTHER Captains America in the bar. You think I'm kidding....

[fengi.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure Mark Millar is writing Captian America With A Burrito in His Pants as the follow up to the Seige crossover.

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

I think this is more Garth Ennis's speed.

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

No. Ennis might have it not completely suck.

Millar removes all doubt.

[spartonian.livejournal.com]

Come on, this was a softball.

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

Sometimes I throw things other than curves. It confuses people.

[gebkivistik.livejournal.com]

Given the intersection of groin and food, I'm thinking you could call this one a slider.

[pope-guilty.livejournal.com]

It wasn't Germany?

[dscotton.livejournal.com]

It was 20-1 when I voted... someone's been ruining our average!

[crion.livejournal.com]

I don't even have to guess; he got arrested less than five miles from where I work. It's been passed around like mad here, too (as it was when he was arrested).