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Lawyer: "I would like to see my client, please."
Prison guards: "Sorry, can't let you in, your bra is setting off the metal detector."
Lawyer: [leaves, removes bra, returns] "I would like to see my client, please."
Prison guards: "Sorry, can't let you in, you're not wearing a bra."


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Date: 2010-06-14 06:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] opaqueplanet.livejournal.com
Seriously. Why do I read the comments?

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Date: 2010-06-14 10:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mejoff.livejournal.com
Seriously, that was a depressing experience.

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Date: 2010-06-14 06:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ash1977law.livejournal.com
... and then her client went free due to the guards not allowing access to the lawyer?

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Date: 2010-06-14 08:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dglenn.livejournal.com
That was where my mind went next, too.

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Date: 2010-06-16 02:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] interactiveleaf.livejournal.com
I have a GTS for you, if you want it.

A 14 year old saw a three year old wandering along in a store. He went to the girl and tried to help her find her mother.

Then he got arrested for kidnapping. The official charge is actually "false imprisonment".

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