Guess The State!

[theweaselking]

Romantic: Leaving a note for your girlfriend in her car so she finds it in the morning.
Not romantic: Leaving 32 pages of notes and Bible quotes papering the outside of a complete stranger's car, in her locked garage, explaining why God has chosen her to be your perfect mate.

[Poll #1581469]

Comments

[silmaril.livejournal.com]

Aaaaa aaaaa aaa what the bloody what unclean unclean!?

(Chose Florida, because it's religious and all but still the crazy of breaking into locked garage overdid the religious flavor for me.)

[anivair.livejournal.com]

Damn. The Bible failed me again.

[unnamed525.livejournal.com]

I was thinking the same thing as you. I guess those darn southerners are more crazy religious than we're giving them credit for.

[spazcat101.livejournal.com]

"Crazy religious" makes me IMMEDIATELY think of the South...

[skiriki.livejournal.com]

WTF?

WTF!?

Right, bottle time!

Again??

[frith]

Scotch. It's not just what's for breakfast anymore.

Re: Again??

[skiriki.livejournal.com]

There are times when your brain wants to be comfortably numb.

Really, really, really comfortably numb.

I mean, I've treaded this Earth for 35 years by now, and people still manage to surprise me in their ways, sometimes good, and most of the time bad. And there are times when it really gets under my skin... or in my skull and I just want it gone, gone, gone, gone...

Pina colada FTW.

And it is 10:20 pm, so!

[dgg.livejournal.com]

Very carefully?

[torrain.livejournal.com]

"Baby, baby, my love for you is Biblical. It is Biblical. It runneth over. And sometimes, baby, sometimes it runneth over onto other women--"

Yeah, I wouldn't buy it. XD

[opaqueplanet.livejournal.com]

with a brick in one hand and duct tape in the other?

[pope-guilty.livejournal.com]

And choosing Florida for the religiously crazy pays off again!

[dreamshade.livejournal.com]

Fuck, my first instinct was religion = Florida, but then I thought - this sounds like young, stupid love, and that might be more Ohio. Derp.

[maelorin]

this kind of thing happens more often than you'd like to think ... *headdesk*

just doesn't get reported much.

[maelorin]

reading the article, makes me think the guy is just plain crazy in the schizophrenia realm. the bible just adds flavour.

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

Anyone who says God speaks to them is lying or undermedicated.

[maelorin]

my point exactly ;)

[itlandm.livejournal.com]

What if God is following you on Twitter?

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

"Block and report for spam"