A Slice Of Kitchener (or Waterloo - who can tell?) Life.

[theweaselking]

Me: "So, our hotel room carpet has cigarette burns THERE and suspicious stains here, here, and here. Oh, well - it doesn't appear to be anything beyond discoloured, and, really, in this neighbourhood, I'm just glad there aren't crack pipes in the refrigerator."
torrain: "But the air! It smells of vanilla and fresh-baked apple-cinnamon pie!"
Me: "That's two blocks over, downwind of the HoJos kitchen, next to the beer store, three "payday loan" scammers, the tanning salon, and the off-track betting. The air outside our hotel smells like MANURE, remember?"
torrain: "I think they pronounce that 'healthful country living' in the tourist brochures."