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[theweaselking]

"Radioactive Boar on the Rise in Germany"

Comments

[kierthos.livejournal.com]

Not that I want radiation poisoning or anything, but damn if I would like to see some nice glowing, properly cooked and seasoned boar.

[jsbowden.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure that if it's glowing, it's self cooking.

[kierthos.livejournal.com]

But cesium doesn't taste like the proper seasonings!

[anton-p-nym.livejournal.com]

Don't get 'em angry. You wouldn't like them when they're angry...

-- Steve's glad that comic-book physics doesn't pertain to the real world. Especially in this case.

[anivair.livejournal.com]

[anton-p-nym.livejournal.com]

I'm tempted to photoshop that... tint the carcass green, and paint some purple stretch-pants on...

-- Steve wouldn't mess with a boar, comic-book physics or not.

[ursulav.livejournal.com]

I love their faces.

I know boars are savage pesky bastards, I would not want one in the backyard, but damnit, they have GREAT faces.

[jaundicedaye.livejournal.com]

Then there are the radioactive rabbits at Rocky Flats...*cue "Night of the Lepus" footage.*

[goblinpaladin.livejournal.com]

They need to send in some Gauls.