"Oderus Urungus Endorses Death for All Candidates on ‘Wheel of Over-Sized Knives’"
Here's the all-important Metal Endorsement List, so far:
(The question mark is because Mustaine complains that he didn't endorse Senator Sexpoop for president, he only said he wants a Republican and he wants that Republican to be Santorum and somehow that's totally different.)
Here's the all-important Metal Endorsement List, so far:
(The question mark is because Mustaine complains that he didn't endorse Senator Sexpoop for president, he only said he wants a Republican and he wants that Republican to be Santorum and somehow that's totally different.)
Real, True Headlines
Dec. 27th, 2011 10:30 am"Man misses mouse and shoots roommate, revealing child rapist"
From the article, with great explanatory power: "Police said they suspected alcohol was involved."
From the article, with great explanatory power: "Police said they suspected alcohol was involved."
Real, true headlines.
Nov. 17th, 2011 01:13 pmCatholic Church announces intent to "ally" with Penn State over sex-abuse scandal.
I'm trying to figure out if they're just offering tips on how to cover it up better next time.
I'm trying to figure out if they're just offering tips on how to cover it up better next time.
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Real, True Headlines.
Nov. 2nd, 2011 10:26 pmMan Who Stabbed Two Lawyers With a Pencil Stabs a Lawyer With a Pencil
After the first two, the defendant was rigged to be electrocuted if he attempted to stab any more lawyers with pencils. The device mostly worked, which is why the latest lawyer was only slightly injured by being stabbed with a pencil.
The trial judge has ruled that this man gets no more lawyers. Or pencils.
After the first two, the defendant was rigged to be electrocuted if he attempted to stab any more lawyers with pencils. The device mostly worked, which is why the latest lawyer was only slightly injured by being stabbed with a pencil.
The trial judge has ruled that this man gets no more lawyers. Or pencils.
