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Date: 2010-09-16 07:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mejoff.livejournal.com
Physics. It'll fuck you every time.

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Date: 2010-09-16 07:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] snakey.livejournal.com
And it never calls the next morning.

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Date: 2010-09-16 07:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kadath.livejournal.com
Proverbs 16:18

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Date: 2010-09-16 07:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theweaselking.livejournal.com
Thou shalt counteth not thy chickens?

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Date: 2010-09-16 07:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kadath.livejournal.com
"Thou shalt put some english on it."

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Date: 2010-09-16 08:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rev-ursa.livejournal.com
"Pride goeth before destruction, and a haughty spirit before a fall."

Only one I remember, because everyone always misquotes it.

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Date: 2010-09-16 11:23 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] fearmeforiampink
My favourite biblical quote ATM is the tech-support guy's warning, Proverbs 1:25-28.

[25]because you have ignored all my counsel
and would have none of my reproof,
[26]I also will laugh at your calamity;
I will mock when terror strikes you,
[27]when terror strikes you like a storm
and your calamity comes like a whirlwind,
when distress and anguish come upon you.
[28]Then they will call upon me, but I will not answer;
they will seek me diligently but will not find me.
[ESV]

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Date: 2010-09-17 12:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cleodhna.livejournal.com
That is the best response to idiotic support queries EVER.

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Date: 2010-09-17 03:08 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] drcuriosity
For thou wilt have been placed within a queue of priority, assured that thy call is important to us whilst thine ear drums are beset with the plagues of Celine Dion and Bryan Adams.

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Date: 2010-09-17 01:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rev-ursa.livejournal.com
I work in tech support. Thank you thank you thank you for pointing this one out. It's being shared among the team.

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Date: 2010-09-16 07:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jenni411.livejournal.com
*dies laughing*

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Date: 2010-09-17 12:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dgg.livejournal.com
don't they kill soccer players in some countries for shit like this?

I just wish...

Date: 2010-09-17 04:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] argaive.livejournal.com
... the clip showed the goalie's reaction when he finally noticed.

Re: Ah...

Date: 2010-09-17 08:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] a-pawson.livejournal.com
The goalie's reaction is really the funniest part of the whole thing. From hero to zero in 3 seconds.

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