My favourite biblical quote ATM is the tech-support guy's warning, Proverbs 1:25-28.
[25]because you have ignored all my counsel and would have none of my reproof, [26]I also will laugh at your calamity; I will mock when terror strikes you, [27]when terror strikes you like a storm and your calamity comes like a whirlwind, when distress and anguish come upon you. [28]Then they will call upon me, but I will not answer; they will seek me diligently but will not find me. [ESV]
For thou wilt have been placed within a queue of priority, assured that thy call is important to us whilst thine ear drums are beset with the plagues of Celine Dion and Bryan Adams.
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Date: 2010-09-16 08:15 pm (UTC)Only one I remember, because everyone always misquotes it.
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