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[theweaselking]

"Uwe Boll film sends six people to the hospital"

For bonus points, in the article they couldn't resist letting Boll explain the plot of "In The Name Of The King: A Dungeon Siege Tale 2: Dungeon Harder"

“It's like contemporary, right now big city, and we have Dolph Lundgren basically being a cop or like a fighting coordinator…”

“One night he gets attacked by ninjas in his house and fell with the ninjas into a vortex back in time. And then it turns out it’s like 50 years after the first part In The Name Of The King ended, and Ehb is destroyed and everybody is dead, Jason Statham and everybody who was in the first part, got wiped out. They say he was basically sent into the future, he’s the son of Jason Statham, and he was sent into the future, brought up in an orphanage, because the parents felt that they would all die. So he is basically the last survivor of the kingdom of Ehb so he should bring the kingdom back in charge.”

I have to say, from some writer/directors I would watch THE SHIT out of that movie.

Comments

[anivair.livejournal.com]

I'm still going to watch the shit out of that movie. I had so much fun laughing my ass off during the first one, that I can hardly resist. Just go to a place where they serve alcohol and make sure most of your friends get juiced up. It'll be a good time. See: Legion.

oh yah.

[reyl.livejournal.com]

You had me at Dolf Lundgren and Harder. Ninjas helped. And time travel.

[rimrunner.livejournal.com]

If it still had Statham I might get the DVD and host a drinking game movie night, but Lundgren does nothing for me.

[tisiphone.livejournal.com]

Huh, normally Uwe Boll films are more epidemics than emergencies.

[mrbankies.livejournal.com]

It can't be any worse than Scorpion King 2, which I shamefully admit I spent one whole dollar, US, to watch and see if it was as bad as I thought it would be, only to find out it was worse. Much worse.

I'll absolutely watch this when it shows up in the Redbox machine.