"I DO COCAINE!" and other Kobold warcries.

[theweaselking]

Me: "The opposite of 'culture' is not 'science!'"
GM: "I think the opposite of culture is the internet."

PC4: "Half the group are Pisces."
Me: "That explains so much! No, wait, no it doesn't."

PC1: "An infinite number of monkeys on an infinite number of typewriters will eventually summon Yog-Sothoth."

On Charlie Sheen's family:
PC2: "I thought Emilio Estevez was pretty normal."

GM: "It's kind of invisible."
PC4: "What do you mean, 'kind of?'"
GM: "It's COMPLETELY invisible."
Me: "How is that KIND OF?"
GM: "I wanted to break it to you gently?"

PC4: "Why are we discussing the reproductive health of the magical half-geriatric NPC?"
[everyone points at PC2]

On potato chips with "lemon chicken" and "baby back rib" and "ballpark hotdog" flavours:
GM: "Where do you GET those?"
PC1: "Loblaws."
GM: "I've been to Loblaws! I've never seen the secret aisle where you get those!"
Me: "It's the one with the chips."

On Jewish Bugbears:
PC2: "A menorah would make a pretty good polearm."
PC3: "Clerics do get flame strike."
GM: "This is probably how bugbear judaism actually works."

The kobold and the ex-dragon are arguing.
PC4: "Okay, you two, just whip it out and compare"
PC2: "Mine's 1200 years bigger!"
Me: "Mine takes two hands to wield!"
PC4: "I'm so sorry, I take it all back."

PC4: "What if we just open the locket and let them fight?"
Me: "Somehow I doubt that two of Yog-Sothoth is better."
GM: "What's the plural of 'Yog-Sothoth', anyway?"

Me: "Then we need to figure out how to make one quarter of a crumbled, damaged planet regain the will to live."
PC1: "First step, remove the kobold bard"

PC3: "This is your brain. THIS is your brain on fire."

PC1: "First he was a paladin of the war god. Then he was a champion of the war god. Now's the the avatar of the war god."
PC2: "This is starting to worry the war god."

Me: "Yes, every time anyone says 'beer' the beer monks begin the beer chant and a procession arrives with a giant mug of beer. Oh, fuck, I've just triggered it, like, six times."

GM: "We don't keep weapons here, to discourage adventurers. You know what happens when you tell people that there's a hidden city at the top of the world full of fantastic treasure? They get on their dragons and fly up here and then you NEVER get rid of them."

[on lunch supplies]
GM: "Please stop talking about PC2's meat."
PC4: "You just want to jam it all in your mouth all at once."

[after the telekinetic threw the magic circle that's spawning demons out of the airship]
Me: "I can see my house from oh no wait my house is in the abyyyyyssssssss!"

PC1: "I have a pocket dimension."
Me: "Chicks dig pocket dimensions."

Comments

[psyco-path.livejournal.com]

/Jealous

These brighten Kevin's day.

[disgruntledgrrl.livejournal.com]

I post them to him in an instant chat here at work. He's got another 7am to 6pm with a 30 minute lunch today.

[silmaril.livejournal.com]

Yog-Sothothi?

[le-trombone.livejournal.com]

Yogi-Sothoth?

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

Yog-Sothoii?

I suspect, no matter what, it's going to be an irregular conjugation.

[snakey.livejournal.com]

Yogs-Sothoth. Like passers-by.

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

And courts-martial!

[cleodhna.livejournal.com]

As Yog-Sothoth is spatiocontemporaneous with everything, there is and can be no plural. You might contest this, but the likelihood is that Yog_Sothoth will just eat you.

[drcuriosity]

A non-Euclidean conjugation, even.

One of my favourites, from a Buffy the Vampire Slayer game:

NPC: "First you must undertake... The Test of Fear!"
White-Hat PC: "I'm scared already. Do I pass?"

[pappy-legba.livejournal.com]

Yog-Sothage.

It's not so much a plurality of discrete individuals as an increased amount of a quantity whose unit of measurement is the Yog.

[kafziel.livejournal.com]

See, now I just want to see your group play Dark Heresy.

[wyldsatyr.livejournal.com]

I debated picking up a copy except "GM" in the above file wouldn't survive character creation.

[cosmiccat.livejournal.com]

It could happen, after a little trial-and-error. "No, you are drowned at birth." "No, the Commissar shoots you." "... No, and they blow up the planet you are on just to make ABSOLUTELY SURE you are dead."

[chaosrah.livejournal.com]

I can't figure out what game you are playing...

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

D&D. Hence the references to "kobold bard".