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Apr
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20th
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2011
02:56 pm
theweaselking
"Did you not realise that it was STILL ON FIRE when you put it in the dishwasher?"
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Date:
2011-04-20 07:14 pm (UTC)
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swwoodsy.livejournal.com
Classic.
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Date:
2011-04-20 07:52 pm (UTC)
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supergee.livejournal.com
"OK, have it your own way--the bed was on fire when you got into it."--policeman to Andy Capp
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2011-04-21 12:40 am (UTC)
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See also
It Was On Fire When I Lay Down On It
(http://www.amazon.com/Was-Fire-When-Lay-Down/dp/0804105820) for the same story told differently...
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Date:
2011-04-21 01:29 pm (UTC)
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camilla-anna.livejournal.com
Awesome!
Almost beats the answer to "Why are you mouth pipetting acid?"
"Because the (glass) pipet has a jagged end!"
And yes, we call the guy who does it "Mr. Safety". His only excuse is that he's a hockey goalie.
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Date: 2011-04-21 01:29 pm (UTC)Almost beats the answer to "Why are you mouth pipetting acid?"
"Because the (glass) pipet has a jagged end!"
And yes, we call the guy who does it "Mr. Safety". His only excuse is that he's a hockey goalie.