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Dear owner of the snausage-with-legs that attacked Piper:

Your pug has been returned in one piece because my dog, unlike yours, responds to voice control and knows that I am allowed to take food away from her.

By "food", of course, I mean "your dog, after it bit her".

Piper now gives me this look because I took her squeaky wriggling meat toy away:



Obedience and socialisation training: Just because I *can* grab your dog and chuck it like a football does not mean I should have to.

No love,
Me.

(For the record: No harm done, to either participant. Defective fuzzy rat-creature returned to apologetic owner. Piper now distracted by The Mystery Of Is There A Squirrel and once again all is right in her mayonnaise-witted little doggy world.)

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Date: 2011-06-27 03:12 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] maelorin
that simple gesture might transform her life in ways she can't imagine.

she probably has no idea that she has allowed (and encouraged) her pet to play up for attention. and that mommy will carry it if it annoys her enough.

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