Guess The State!

[theweaselking]

Traffic stop-ee: "Officer, I..."
Police officer: "SHUT THE FUCK UP"
Traffic stop-ee: "I am carrying ..."
Police officer: "NOBODY IS TALKING TO YOU, SHUT UP"
Traffic stop-ee: "Officer! Here is my permit for..."
Police officer: "SAY ONE MORE WORD AND YOU ARE GOING TO JAIL"
Traffic stop-ee: "..."
[Police officer searches car, comes to driver]
Police officer: "GET OUT OF THE CAR! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT CARD YOU KEEP WAVING AT ME?"
Traffic stop-ee: "Officer, I am carrying a concealed weapon. This is my permit."
Police officer: "YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT IMMEDIATELY! I SHOULD EXECUTE YOU RIGHT HERE AND NOW"

On video, of course.


[Poll #1763936]

Comments

Re: BWAHAHA!

[elmo-iscariot.livejournal.com]

Late to this party due to EPIC LJ OUTAGE (all the more reason not to respond to the anti-gun douchbaggery up above), but two points of fact that may interest you:

First, Florida is not in fact one of the four states that allows permitless carry. Their process is thorough enough that they've managed to cultivate one of the highest reciprocity rates in the country, which makes their permits popular with non-FL residents who want to carry while travelling. I'll be applying for one soon for just that reason.

Second, it turns out this isn't Officer Dipshit's first psychotic episode on the job. In addition to a long record of investigations by Internal Affairs, there's now a second video, this one from last year, of him terribly botching a traffic stop and threatening to murder the suspects when he finds a tiny .25 in the car.