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Nov. 2nd, 2011 10:26 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
theweaselkingMan Who Stabbed Two Lawyers With a Pencil Stabs a Lawyer With a Pencil
After the first two, the defendant was rigged to be electrocuted if he attempted to stab any more lawyers with pencils. The device mostly worked, which is why the latest lawyer was only slightly injured by being stabbed with a pencil.
The trial judge has ruled that this man gets no more lawyers. Or pencils.
After the first two, the defendant was rigged to be electrocuted if he attempted to stab any more lawyers with pencils. The device mostly worked, which is why the latest lawyer was only slightly injured by being stabbed with a pencil.
The trial judge has ruled that this man gets no more lawyers. Or pencils.