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Man Who Stabbed Two Lawyers With a Pencil Stabs a Lawyer With a Pencil

After the first two, the defendant was rigged to be electrocuted if he attempted to stab any more lawyers with pencils. The device mostly worked, which is why the latest lawyer was only slightly injured by being stabbed with a pencil.

The trial judge has ruled that this man gets no more lawyers. Or pencils.

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Date: 2011-11-03 02:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scifantasy.livejournal.com
It was a pen this time.

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Date: 2011-11-03 02:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theweaselking.livejournal.com
Hush, you and your foolish pursuit of accuracy over close-enough-and-funnier.

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Date: 2011-11-03 02:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] silmaril.livejournal.com
But then you're repeating him.

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Date: 2011-11-03 02:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] silmaril.livejournal.com
...and that was the coffee|nose trigger.

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Date: 2011-11-03 02:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ursulav.livejournal.com
Well, you like to see consistency...

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Date: 2011-11-03 06:21 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] maelorin
i hope he tries to play the "i'm not a violent man" defence ...

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Date: 2011-11-03 07:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sarcasticmaster.livejournal.com
Headline made me think of this:


Image
(http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=744)

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Date: 2011-11-03 09:41 am (UTC)

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