theweaselking | "I have no name! I sold it! To buy cheese!" and other Kobold warcries.

PC2: "Why is the KOBOLD the moral centre of the party?"
Me: "Hey, if we let HIM make decisions we'd all be 'I'm sorry, we have no names, we sold them, to buy cheese.'"

PC1: "I draw a penis on her!"
PC3: "Look, I know these organs are new to you, but!"

On letting supervillains out of captivity and how it has worked in other media:
Me: "I WONDER IF WE CAN INSTALL HER IN A POTATO?"

On cyborging PCs:
PC1: "I am a white dragon, of Borg!"
DM: "I am all-powerful! I am here for your stuff so I can sleep on it!"
Me: "Resistance is futile. You will be COLLECTED."
PC2: "We look for things. Things to help us nap."

Me: "Look down! The boat is now diamonds!"
DM: "I've got two tickets to that dungeon you like"
PC3: "The memes are thick in here today."

Me: "Hideous Screaming Portal To Nothingness is my next Encounter power."
PC1: "It's also the name of my new band!"

DM: "It's an elemental chaos."
PC1: "You're an elemental chaos"
DM: "Your FACE is an elemental chaos"
PC1: "Your MOM is an elemental chaos"
DM: "My mom is a saint. Of elemental chaos."

PC3: "I have a mental block. No, really, it's right there on my equipment list!"

On a lack of context:
DM: "Your sister doesn't sleep with a Vorpal Axe!"

Me: "I just did 194 damage with Majestic Word. I'm feeling pretty good about myself."

DM: "What is the real name of that Surge Gerrymandering ritual so I can stop calling it Surge Gerrymandering?"
Me: "Comrade's Succor".
DM: [funny look]
Me: "S-U-C-C-O-R"
DM: "Oh! Right."
PC1: "As opposed to 'licking the Kobold for luck.'"

Me: "You're golf-clapping the God Of War?"
PC1: "Yes."
Me: "Okay, just checking."

PC3: "I have to fix those! Do you think those are real?"
PC2: "Shit! Is that air I'm breathing?"

Me: "The phrase 'Dragonborn Puberty Ritual' is NEVER going to leave me."

PC3: "I'm building a better world. It's a swamp full of blood-drinking vines and pools of evil, but THAT IS STILL BETTER."

DM: "It is not a hairy gay man with a cigar."
PC1: "Aww. That's the BEST kind of Lamia!"