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[theweaselking]

"Machete-wielding rapist deemed dangerous offender."

YA THINK?

Comments

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

("Dangerous Offender" is a legal term in Canada. It's the equivalent of a life sentence - you are deemed too dangerous to allow free, and are jailed indefinitely. But it's funnier if you ignore that.)

[singingnettle.livejournal.com]

Really. How surprising.