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[theweaselking]

"Women who have just finished ovulating are better at detecting snakes than at other times of their menstrual cycle", Kyoto scientist proves.

Comments

[supergee.livejournal.com]

Perhaps the TSA will use it for airplane security.

[kierthos.livejournal.com]

Didn't Samuel L. Jackson already take care of all those motherfucking snakes on the motherfucking plane?

[skington.livejournal.com]

Maybe. If you were watching the bowdlerised version, he took care of those monkey-fighting snakes on this monday-to-friday plane (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4t6zNZ-b0A).

[sucrelefey.livejournal.com]

A more fun version:
http://scientopia.org/blogs/scicurious/2012/03/09/friday-weird-science/

[siouxsyn.livejournal.com]

This is absolutely true. When I'm in clucky mode I can seek out hidden cute.

[frith]

But are they better at detecting mice? The deer mouse we put on exhibit Thursday (after 6 months in quarantine) was undetectable Sunday. We need a deer mouse detector.

[singingnettle.livejournal.com]

I can't even begin to figure out why this would be an evolutionary advantage.