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[theweaselking]

All I'm saying is that "Makes its own gravy!" is not normally something I look for in food.

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[jerril]

"Makes its own barbecue sauce" is, on the other hand, a remarkably good feature of some kinds of meatloaf.

[kjn]

I first read that as "Makes its own gravity!", which you'd have admit would be awesome.

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

That is also something I would not normally look for in food.

[tyoko.livejournal.com]

Which is odd, because I would normally find any foodstuff that wasn't making a gravity field (and presumably by consequence, was floating around the room) as deeply suspicious and possibly inedible! :D

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

And yet, I would not be looking for it. I would not check to see if it was making gravity, or how much gravity it was making - and I would consider any endorsement along the lines of "Eat delicious food! It has gravity!" to be.... suspect.

[opaqueplanet.livejournal.com]

Massless food is almost always a rip-off.