A workplace slice of life.

[theweaselking]

Person #1: "At least things should calm down over Christmas."

Person #2: "Before then. After all, the world's going to end on the 21st."

Person #1: "Again? ... Wait, if the world's ending on the 21st, why are we still here at work?"

Manager: "Because today's only the 10th!"

(Shortly later)

Manager: "Look, if the world ends on the 21st you can stay home."

Comments

[dreamshade.livejournal.com]

It is company policy that anyone found looting the store in the event of the end of the world may be fired without prior warning.

[kafziel.livejournal.com]

Set Person #2 on fire.

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

Person #2 was quite blatantly joking. It's okay.

[lafinjack.livejournal.com]

Admit it, you just don't want to get set on fire.

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

I would have taken his position, but he beat me to it.