An open letter:

[theweaselking]

Dear "Final Needs Planning Program", Purple Shield, 441 Confederation Parkway, Unit 9, Vaughan Ontario, L4K 0A8 ("finalneedsplanning.ca"):



You are stupid, worthless people, who should kill yourselves as a benefit to humanity. Your lives serve no purpose and your deaths would be a net *and* gross improvement to all factors of humanity, all the way from happiness to "net financial gain". You are scum.

Under no circumstances should anyone deal, in any way, in any respect, with Purple Shield or their parent company Assurant Inc
(
Assurant, Inc.
One Chase Manhattan Plaza
New York, NY 10005
Tel: 212.859.7000
http://www.assurant.com/about/officelocations/
)
or any of their subsidiaries, without first spitting on them. Twice. And then leaving them to seek their competitors, because they are truly the worst people on the planet, and should kill themselves for the betterment of all humankind.

Yours truly,
Fuck Off. And Kill Yourself. In That Order. Yes, That Is My Legal Name.

(More pictures to follow, if I feel like it. I'm not sure if I do. It was pretty bad, yo.)

Comments

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

I did not. But when I received a letter that appeared to be a "death benefits" cheque, I was upset.

[silmaril.livejournal.com]

That's a charmingly understated word, "upset."

So much high-grade jerkness in such a little envelope.