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Real True Headline: "Serial Raft Fucker Strikes Again"

"this isn't the first, not even the second, and not even the third time he's stuck it to a pool toy. This latest batch of raft fuckery makes it at least six times he's been caught engaging in relations with a raft. (Plus there was the time in 2002 he was caught fucking a pumpkin.)"

[Poll #1971628]

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Date: 2014-06-13 04:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] falconwarrior.livejournal.com
ugh, i was so sure this was the work of florida man

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Date: 2014-06-13 05:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ariaflame.livejournal.com
I just went on the 'Florida is warmer isn't it?' thinking.

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Date: 2014-06-13 05:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skiriki.livejournal.com
Somehow, the mention of pumpkin made me reverse my original pick of Florida and go for Ohio. :D

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Date: 2014-06-14 02:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] disgruntledgrrl.livejournal.com
But I went with Florida anyway because pools.

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Date: 2014-06-14 04:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lafinjack.livejournal.com
Related, but not a GTS candidate.

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