Hilariously, apparently "vegan sheet metal" is a real thing that exists.

[theweaselking]

(As in, the vegan sheet metal is different from normal sheet metal, for real. Well, not actually different METAL, but no animal products used in the production.)

Comments

[frith]

In the same vein, the claim to glory touted by the bubble bath liquid I buy is that it is gluten free. 9_9

[secretagentmoof]

My dad worked at a chemical plant that was certified kosher, in much the same vein. (See also: kosher plastic bags.)

[sophia8.livejournal.com]

You can also get salt that is not only kosher, "hallal", organic and non-GMO, but also chemical-free! (http://www.amazon.com/Salt-Himalayan-Gourmet-Chemicals-Non-gmo/dp/B007PR93EU)
Strangely, it isn't homeopathic.

[lafinjack.livejournal.com]

Well, there's always homeopathic uranium...

[zenicurean.livejournal.com]

"Now with less sodium chloride."

[dcseain.livejournal.com]

i love the organic claim for the inorganic material. And gluten free -- wtf.

[argonel.livejournal.com]

Based on the technicality of contains carbon I'd be willing to make the argument that this is organic steel. It would be a pretty weak argument considering that the carbon is trapped in the crystal structure rather than chemically bonded, but it is present.

I don't know why anyone would think gluten free is abnormal for steel. That is like advertising gluten free salt.

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

I suspect it's a sign intended to be funny, not providing any selling points other than "buy from us, we have a sense of humour".

[dionysus1999.livejournal.com]

Dihydrogen monoxide, now even wetter!