Hilariously, apparently "vegan sheet metal" is a real thing that exists.

[theweaselking]

(As in, the vegan sheet metal is different from normal sheet metal, for real. Well, not actually different METAL, but no animal products used in the production.)

Comments

[dcseain.livejournal.com]

i love the organic claim for the inorganic material. And gluten free -- wtf.

[argonel.livejournal.com]

Based on the technicality of contains carbon I'd be willing to make the argument that this is organic steel. It would be a pretty weak argument considering that the carbon is trapped in the crystal structure rather than chemically bonded, but it is present.

I don't know why anyone would think gluten free is abnormal for steel. That is like advertising gluten free salt.

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

I suspect it's a sign intended to be funny, not providing any selling points other than "buy from us, we have a sense of humour".