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[theweaselking]

Mississippi man bombs a Wal-Mart because they aren't selling Confederate flags any more.

Comments

[zenicurean.livejournal.com]

I wonder if he knows these guys.

[pappy-legba.livejournal.com]

At least he wasn't engaged in terror activities like building clocks.

[lafinjack.livejournal.com]

Truly a freedom fighter.