Nov. 8th, 2004
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Nov. 8th, 2004 09:51 amBorrowing from ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
sterlingspider, we have here both the best RPG review ever and "the most horrible, misogynist, badly made, mind numbingly painful RPG known to man", with a theme song that sounds like "cookie monster chasing a drum kit down a staircase"
Warning: The RPG link is probably not work-safe. The review has some bad words, but no pictures of dismembered corpses or naked people.
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I mean, this happens all the time in the dungeon:
Player: Okay, the dark priest HAS to be down to his last few hit points. As I take my next strike, I'm gonna shout "This is for my brother! Eat testicle pubes and die, scrotum breath!"
Gamemaster: Now, hold on! I'm not sure you could get that entire sentence out before you hit. Oh, if only there was SOMETHING we could roll to see!
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If you've ever had that problem, you need FATAL.
In fact, you need a LOT of fatal things.
sterlingspider, we have here both the best RPG review ever and "the most horrible, misogynist, badly made, mind numbingly painful RPG known to man", with a theme song that sounds like "cookie monster chasing a drum kit down a staircase"Warning: The RPG link is probably not work-safe. The review has some bad words, but no pictures of dismembered corpses or naked people.
[Quote]
I mean, this happens all the time in the dungeon:
Player: Okay, the dark priest HAS to be down to his last few hit points. As I take my next strike, I'm gonna shout "This is for my brother! Eat testicle pubes and die, scrotum breath!"
Gamemaster: Now, hold on! I'm not sure you could get that entire sentence out before you hit. Oh, if only there was SOMETHING we could roll to see!
[/Quote]
If you've ever had that problem, you need FATAL.
In fact, you need a LOT of fatal things.
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Nov. 8th, 2004 12:45 pmHawaii man receives first involuntary service draft notice of new war.
He joined the Reserves in 1987. After serving in Desert Storm, he was honorably discharged in 1991, remained on Inactive status until 1996, and, having *completed all contractual obligations to the military*, retired, started a business, got married, and had a child.
This is not a stop-loss order exercising the military's contractual option to keep you for the 8 years you signed up for instead of the normal 4. This is contacting a *civilian* and telling him he's in the army or he's going to jail.
Congratulations. I direct you back to Tim Ryan
It's the same guy who said there wouldn't be a draft, and now people are being drafted.
He joined the Reserves in 1987. After serving in Desert Storm, he was honorably discharged in 1991, remained on Inactive status until 1996, and, having *completed all contractual obligations to the military*, retired, started a business, got married, and had a child.
This is not a stop-loss order exercising the military's contractual option to keep you for the 8 years you signed up for instead of the normal 4. This is contacting a *civilian* and telling him he's in the army or he's going to jail.
Congratulations. I direct you back to Tim Ryan
It's the same guy who said there wouldn't be a draft, and now people are being drafted.
