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(Yes, the scary chick from "But I'm A Cheerleader" and the REALLY scary chick from "Modern Vampires"

Warrant issued for Natasha Lyonne after she tells neighbour: "I'm going to sexually molest your dog."

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Florida woman arrested for forcing her 12-year-old daughter (now three months pregnant) into prostitution for food. Her older daughter (14) refused to be a prostitute, and was thus traded for a Mercury Cougar.

Idiots pray to salt stain on Chicago highway underpass.

Funding the amentalism in DC, this time!

From the Moonie Times, we have an article on why oil is inorganic and constantly being produced from the centre of the earth, and besides, it doesn't matter how much oil there is - history shows that how much oil you get depends solely on how much you to spend looking for it!

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Bush supporter sues Republican Party for using his submitted bumper sticker design without permission.

Speak to the fish.

I guess that "reconciliation with the Jews" thing is totally fucked, then.

Hey! Look! New Pope!



CNN doesn't seem to mention that Ratzinger was a member of the Nazi children's corps, a Hitler Youth, an anti-aircraft gunner in the second world war, and a concentration camp guard.

Funny, that.

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In honour of our New Pope(tm), I am in need of horrific and graphic violence of a sort rarely seen outside of video games.

I'm looking for first-person shooters. Preference is given to games where I get to shoot Nazis, but I'll settle for aliens or terrorists in a pinch.

The Call Of Duty expansion, Medal of Honour Pacific, Soldier Of Fortune, Unreal Tournament (any version), Half-life 2, Doom 3 - anyone got those that they're willing to lend, or know of a place to get 'em cheap? Any suggestions for fun kaboomy-type games, that preferably don't rely on "huge firepower against nigh-invulnerable opponents" to make it challenging?

Apparently the College of Cardinals opened the puzzle box.

"WE HAVE SUCH SIGHTS TO SHOW YOU!"

"The Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural"

"Every Jedi is now an enemy of the Republic!"

I'm almost out of Pope jokes. Kinda sad, really.

New Pope, after seeing benarian naked.

Heeeere, zeebazeebazeebazeebazeeba!

Are you talkin' to me? Are you talkin' to ME?

Specifically for demiurgent, since he's been doing so much Chic

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Wikipedia makes me laugh.

Shit like this, of course, is why Wikipedia can never and will never be a serious source of reliable information - but it's funny as hell.

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Benedict Xvi, born Josef Rottweiler, is the brand-spankin'-new Pope. He reincarnated, Phoenix-like, from his previous form as Pope John Paul 2.0, in 2005. His first act as Pope was the ritual consumption of John Paul 2.0's body, thereby absorbing his secret powers.