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"Fashion designer Diesel recently held a fashion show in Florence that featured 3D holographic sea creatures accompanying the fashion designs. The art is amazing and very fluid, like creatures from the deep sea or another world."

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Can you spot all the things wrong with this article?

"No-fly list grounds Orleans teen; Airlines advise parents to change son's name to avoid future trouble"

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Doctor Chad speaks:

WASHINGTON, DC (UP News Service)-- In a move that supporters say shows sensitivity and compassion, President Bush today commuted the sentence of the planet Pluto, which was demoted to a "dwarf planet" by the International Astronomical Union in August of 2006. Under the President's new order, Pluto will once more be regarded as a full-fledged planet, though he left unchanged the part of the decision in which the astronomical object must share its name with a cartoon dog.

"Pluto's crimes have been well-documented," said the President in a short statement from the Oval Office, citing in particular the once and future planet's crossing of Neptune's orbit every couple hundred years. "However, we feel that having to live in an eccentric orbit in the outer regions of the solar system is punishment enough. Also, removing Pluto totally screws up the memory thing we learned: My Very Elegant Mother Just Sat Upon Nine Porcupines. Heh. That's funny."

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This is a fun movie.

You'll need to ignore Linguini, because his acting is horrible and his character is uninteresting. Ian Holm and Peter O'Toole more than make up for him, though.

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The David Albo Employment Act: a professional DUI-defending ambulance chaser got himself elected to state office, and has lobbied and worked hard to pass more and more laws that make the penalties for traffic tickets greater and greater - meaning that his own business, defending people from the laws he passes, thrives.

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"The perpetrators of three failed terrorist attacks were not, it now seems, alienated teenagers misled by hook-handed clerics (etc etc) but NHS medical personnel. This is disturbing. It means it's possible to qualify in and to practice medicine with almost no knowledge of physics and chemistry."

Related, a former bomb-disposal expert hilariously weighs in on the idiots - and the would-be bombers, too.

Shorter version of everything that's happened in the last decade: If you're afraid of "terrorists", you're an idiot. If you're changing anything you do because of a fear of terrorism, you're an idiot. If you think any method instituted or action taken in the last five years by a western government has had *anything* to do with terrorism in practice, you're not only an idiot, you're part of the terrorism problem.