A slice of life:

On the practice of blaming all Jews for the murder of Christ:

torrain: "Give it up! If Christ had been run over by a chariot, the guy would be out of jail by now."

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Biologist fired from biology job for being utterly incompetent at biology, refusing to the the biological work he was specfically hired to do.

And, of course, he's suing, because his invisible friend speaks to him and tells him that all of biology is lies, and so he has a right to be hired as a biologist and paid to not do biology, duh, he eats poop.

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It's got what plants crave!

Friday Tradition!

I don't remember if I did this one before, so I'm doing it again because it occured to me today.

Here's Jag Panzer doing Gordon Lightfoot.

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US Government finally decides that waterboarding is, in fact, torture, and prosecutes those who use it, and their commanding officers, and so on all the way up the chain, for war crimes.

And by "finally", I mean "in the 1940s", when they prosecuted the Japanese for doing it to Americans.

(and in 1898 when they prosecuted Americans for doing it to Flipinos and in 1983 when they prosecuted Americans for doing it to Americans, and so on and so on..)

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Your mission, should you choose to accept it:

I need a *good* metal or techno cover or remix of ZZ Top's "Legs".

And no, not the Kid Rock one. Fuck off. Not even Stacy Kiebler can redeem that one.

Find me an MP3. Yes, an MP3. Downloadable. Not a WMV, not a YouTube vid, not a streaming-only link[1], a downloadable MP3.

Help me, oh Lazyweb!

[1]: I *could* take any of those and make an MP3, but I don't want to.