Memo to a former homeowner.

Dear former homeowner,

While I appreciate that your cat had kittens, and kittens are not the brightest of bulbs at the best times, you are a human. As such, when the kittens miss the litter box, it is your job to clean it up.

And sometimes you won't notice for a day or so that the little darlings have missed the litterbox. I understand this, too. However, when you picked up the litter box to move it out of your house, and it stuck to the floor and left a *ring* of dried, sticky kitten piss around where it was sitting, did it not occur to you to perhaps clean that shit up?

Yours truly,
John

PS: Several of your esthetic decisions were mindblowingly hideous.

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I've got a tin-foil hat. How about you?

Fourth major internet cable to the Middle East cut this week.

Oh god, the stupid, it BURNS!

A blast from the past, as WingNutDaily claims that Saddam Hussein was trying to build a supercomputer out of PS2s to get around an embargo of real computers. Article from Dec 2000

Modern life in a nutshell.

One quarter of Britons think Winston Churchill was fictional. More than half of Britons think Sherlock Holmes was real.

Guess The State!

Two teenagers rob 9-year-old Girl Scout, return to taunt her, complain about getting caught.

"We went through all that effort to get it, we got all these charges and we had to give the money back. I'm kind of pissed," one of the girls told [TV station].

The other girl told [TV station] that she was upset because police found them.

"I'm not sorry, I'm just pissed that I got caught," the girl said.