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The kind of story I couldn't post yesterday.

Carnivorous bees!

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Unsurprisingly, Wal-Mart are still scum.

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A case in point.

"'One of the things I would do if I were President would be to sit the Shiites and the Sunnis down and say, 'Stop the bullshit,'' said Mr. McCain,"

Friday Tradition!

Aztec Camera are the soft-folk easy-listening version of Van Halen!

I'm Spartacus, and so's me wife! Oh, wait, is that not this sketch?

And she wondered why I filed this next to Left Behind and Chariots Of The Gods

"Twelve years ago, McCracken had been working with the British Special Air Service when a plane had been commandeered at Heathrow Airport. The bureaucracy had taken hold, and a hundred and fifty passengers had ended up losing their lives. To show his displeasure, Blaine had promptly gone to Parliament Square and machine-gunned the groin area of Churchill's statue"
- Jon Land, explaining how his protagonist got the nickname "McCrackenballs"

I mean seriously, people. I file it next to the Erik von Daaniken and the Hal Lindsay and the Ayn Rand, and yet she picks it up, starts reading it, and is surprised at the quality?

(EDIT: She's just found the Arab terrorist complaining about the "Holy War" against the "American Empire" that's been going on for "two thousand years")

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( Because Greg House's megalomania just wasn't being fed enough BEFORE. Cut because it's wide. )

Friday Tradition!

Steve Ouillete does Charlie Daniels!

From Guitar Hero III.

Guess The State!

A recent survey that found some [State] teens believe drinking a cap of bleach will prevent HIV and a shot of Mountain Dew will stop pregnancy has prompted lawmakers to push for an overhaul of sex education in the state.

The survey showed that [State] teens also believe that smoking marijuana will prevent a person from getting pregnant.

State lawmakers said the myths are spreading because of [State]'s abstinence-only sex education