"Faux Noose: We Aren't Even Trying Any More!"

Thought of the day.

"Gillbert Gottfried Audio Bible".

That is all!

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tebe_interesno again.

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For the record.

I'm installing XP. In Korean. On a machine that doesn't exist. Via SSH.

I am awesome.

'Three Pony Rule' Invoked to Cut Former NFL Player's Monthly $18K Child Support

While acknowledging there are unique problems with determining the reasonable needs of children of high-earning families, the court said trial judges should nevertheless avoid overindulgence -- citing the doctrine of In re Patterson, 920 P.2d 450 (Kan. App. 1996), that "no child, no matter how wealthy the parents, needs to be provided [with] more than three ponies."

"[T]he court made no distinction between what needs were reasonable, given the age of the children, and what simply amounted to a 'fourth pony,'" wrote Parker, who was joined by Judges Rudy Coleman and Thomas Lyons.

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