Feb. 22nd, 2010

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He is so smart, he is probably Texan.
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Q. When you pat a dog on its head he will wag his tail. What will a goose do?
A. Paul Lynde: Make him bark?
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"Pistol whipping at Chuck E Cheese".

No, seriously. First dude was using an airhorn and annoying second dude, second dude pulled a gun and started beating first dude with it.

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911: Now a pay-for-use service in California.

For $48 a year, you can call 911. Dial 911 without paying in advance? $300 charge per call. On YOUR phone bill, not the person you're calling about.

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