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City Hall evacuated after walking stick found.

(The walking stick was a converted shower rod, and it had the owner's name "Natural Hunka Kaboom" on it, so they saw a pipe-bomb-looking thing labelled "Kaboom" and freaked out, making this pants-wetting terror stupidity and not just normal stupidity. In other news, yes, his real name is "Natural Hunka Kaboom".)

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Accusations of flatulence leave one 16yo girl dead, another facing murder charges.

via iblis_kukl

[Poll #1871562]

80s remake Slice Of Life:

torrain: "Complaining about paradox in a time travel movie is like explaining that water ALWAYS flows downhill, then going to the twentieth floor and flushing a toilet."