Guess The State!

[theweaselking]

"Retiree says he punched kids in Wal-Mart because it was fun."

"He told us it was because they were unable to defend themselves," said Police.

[Poll #1537250]

Comments

[cuddlycthulhu.livejournal.com]

I'm going to think it'll be the same thing as the yob in England who got tired of his geriatric neighbor calling the cops on him for his loud music all the time. He went over there with a knife to scare the old man and didn't know that said old man was a former champion boxer.

His douchebag FB "Before" pictures only make the mug-shot, post visit to the hospital to get cleaned up "after" pictures more hilarious.

[cuddlycthulhu.livejournal.com]

That's the one!

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

He went over there *staggeringly drunk*. It wasn't anything close to a fair fight, as the guy who knows how to throw a punch got in two completely unopposed and undefended shots. Give a trained 8-year-old two shots on a completely undefending Mike Tyson and Tyson's going down for the count.

(I'm quite happy about that result, for the record)

There's also the case of the retired SAS WW2 vet who got mugged by four teenagers on the way home in Germany. As I recall, two of them got arrested hiding in their homes and two were taken to the hospital from the scene after the old man brushed off his hands and rang a nearby doorbell to have someone call the cops.

[cuddlycthulhu.livejournal.com]

There's also the case of the retired SAS WW2 vet who got mugged by four teenagers on the way home in Germany. As I recall, two of them got arrested hiding in their homes and two were taken to the hospital from the scene after the old man brushed off his hands and rang a nearby doorbell to have someone call the cops.

Oh, that sounds good. There was a video last year of some guy trying to intimidate a homeowner (or at least someone who was standing in the doorway of a house). Yob grabbed him by the back of the head and leaned in close to scream in his face only the homeowner apparently knew martial arts, hit him once in the face knocking him down, and the yob crawled out of the yard on his hands and knees.

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

I can't find the link to the story I mentioned, but there's this one.

http://abclocal.go.com/wtvg/story?section=news/local&id=7083552

[cuddlycthulhu.livejournal.com]

Dude, liquid weight like that could mess up someone's day. Had someone pitch a 1 liter bottle at my head in high school and it almost knocked me out.

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

Water weighs 1kg/L. It's heavy shit, and getting hit with heavy stuff always sucks.

[cuddlycthulhu.livejournal.com]

You know what sucks more?

Being known as the guy who got his ass kicked by a person old enough to be his dad, armed only with a two liter of pop. I mean, that's the end of your life as far as your street cred goes.

[cuddlycthulhu.livejournal.com]

Heh, or the old guy who was being hassled by four punks on a bus. He got off and they went to follow him and he stabbed the first one off the bus in the heart because he was afraid he was going to get mugged.

When are people going to learn that old != "not able to fully fuck your shit up"?

[kadath.livejournal.com]

Heh. "I've killed a better class of German than you."

Or when a Moon hoax idiot cornered Buzz Aldrin, called him a "coward and a liar," and got punched in the face.

[rimrunner.livejournal.com]

There's also the case of the retired SAS WW2 vet who got mugged by four teenagers on the way home in Germany. As I recall, two of them got arrested hiding in their homes and two were taken to the hospital from the scene after the old man brushed off his hands and rang a nearby doorbell to have someone call the cops.

A friend of my kung fu instructor's produced a similar result. There were only two muggers, but he was carrying his groceries at the time. Didn't even drop 'em.

Tough old men are awesome.