Guess The State!

[theweaselking]

Man dials 911 because the $50 hooker he brought to the fast food restaurant bathroom only blew him, when he wanted more.

[Poll #1550276]

For bonus points, after voting you should click through and check out the mugshot goodness.

Comments

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

Man, and i'd been on a winning streak until now.

[interactiveleaf.livejournal.com]

The eyes! THE EYEEZZZ!

And on that note, I'm still upset with you about the lack of Giant African Snails.

[cuddlycthulhu.livejournal.com]

I won't vote since I posted about this earlier.

[anivair.livejournal.com]

I only got this because I've never actually sen anyone go into a fast food place in florida. they usually drive through. Whereas Ohioans tend to make them a social oasis for gathering and discussing important events.

[dscotton.livejournal.com]

That guy's picture... wow. He looks *exactly* like someone you'd expect this story to be about!

[harald387.livejournal.com]

Your headline's wrong; SHE brought HIM to the fast-food bathroom.

Because the door locked.

Seriously, WTF.

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

She suggested it, but he was paying for her to be there. But yeah.

[gygaxis.livejournal.com]

Voted Ohio since I assumed tourists would drive the rates higher in FL \o/

Also, really nice to see that at least if John's call the police to inform them about their soliciting hookers, they get charged with solicitation. It's a start.

[tempter.livejournal.com]

Agree with the latter part. Prosecute the Johns, not the hookers.

[matgb]

I got one right, and now it's tied 31/31. It's so dumb it could be either.

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

damn it, but it wasn't religious silliness! the rule is broken!

[spazcat101.livejournal.com]

See, that seems backwards to me. Florida is a southern state (in a lot of places), and the South is where I would generally place religious silliness!

[gebkivistik.livejournal.com]

He told TSG that he will be charged with trespassing if he returns to the White Castle on Harrison Avenue.

So I'm guessing that from now on he'll stick with Jackin the Box.