Guess The State!

[theweaselking]

Man dials 911 because the $50 hooker he brought to the fast food restaurant bathroom only blew him, when he wanted more.

[Poll #1550276]

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Comments

[dscotton.livejournal.com]

That guy's picture... wow. He looks *exactly* like someone you'd expect this story to be about!