I've come to a realisation.

And the realisation is this: Fox News is just an attempt by Americans to copy a successful British thing - in this case, batshit tabloid journalism. And, like The Office and unlike, uh, all the other ones I can think of offhand but I'm sure there are some, the American version is waaaaaaay more successful than the original.

Related:

the Bloom County 1/day real-time reposting has reached a historic milestone!

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Despite opposition from the AFA, an SPLC-listed hate group with ties to terrorist organisations, Archie Comics are still successful when they present homosexuals in a positive light.

And, hey, this is Archie. It's not like you have to worry about them killing the gay character off.

"That is a chemical weapon. Feeding it to the dog would be wrong."

Reason #2 John Is Not Allowed In The Kitchen Unsupervised!

So, dinner tonight was more homemade bruschetta.

And I followed up with ( my mother's traditional handmade California Roll recipe. )

CHEFFERY.

A slice of life.

Me: You're making fun of me.
torrain: No, just transcribing.

She mocks my pain.