Jay brings the funny:
I've never understood why so many men have to resort to date rape drugs. Some of these guys are even pretty good looking, but they immediately spike a prospective date's drink, even though most mickey'd girls will end up swooning/puking at the club and will go home with a friend instead of the criminal who drugged her.I'm a bad person for laughing.
No. Instead, charm a girl. This shouldn't even have to be said. Make a woman laugh. Get her interested. Dance with her. And once you get her back to your place or even to a secluded parking lot, hit her with a brick.
Bricks are legal to own. They're cheap - you can get a pretty good brand new brick at the hardware store for like a buck. Old used ones are like everywhere.
The best part is you get a much more precise dosage with a brick. No worries about using too little - if so, hit her again! If you think she might remember the encounter, hit her again! If she's still struggling, bam! More brick! Accidentally overdo it, and now she's bleeding out? Hit her again! Problem solved (except for the midnight gardening part).
Bricks are reusable, eco-friendly, cheap and easy to get to. There is no good goddamned reason to resort to date rape drugs.
Re: An ad hominen attack
Date: 2008-08-26 04:50 pm (UTC)Re: An ad hominen attack
Date: 2008-08-26 05:10 pm (UTC)Re: An ad hominen attack
Date: 2008-08-26 05:14 pm (UTC)Censorship takes many different forms. TWK will more then likely self censor in the future to avoid this sort of argument. I've written a longer and much more mocking version of this idea elsewhere.
Re: An ad hominen attack
Date: 2008-08-26 05:17 pm (UTC)Re: An ad hominen attack
Date: 2008-08-26 05:26 pm (UTC)I would venture to wager that the wasp nest that this post stirred up did get you to think more about what you cut and what you don't. I would also bet that you will think twice about what content you do post in the future. Something which skirts the edge of this modified version of acceptability may very well not be posted at all. That erring on the side of "tame" or "polite" is a type of self-censorship.
Or depending on who you talk to, I'm immature and eat poo.
Re: An ad hominen attack
Date: 2008-08-26 05:20 pm (UTC)I wouldn't want anyone to censor themselves out of fear of retribution, but I do think giving a second thought to how one's actions might affect others is a good thing.
Re: An ad hominen attack
Date: 2008-08-26 05:31 pm (UTC)I serve to remind you or anyone else that cares to listen that self censorship is a slippery slope. or to say it another way, the road to hell is paved with good intentions.
Enough on that. Has this post got large enough where someone calls someone else a nazi?
Re: An ad hominen attack
Date: 2008-08-26 08:06 pm (UTC)Re: An ad hominen attack
Date: 2008-08-26 08:35 pm (UTC)Re: An ad hominen attack
Date: 2008-08-26 09:02 pm (UTC)Re: An ad hominen attack
Date: 2008-08-26 09:06 pm (UTC)Do it yourself.
Re: An ad hominen attack
Date: 2008-08-26 09:10 pm (UTC)I present several reasons for why rape jokes wouldn't be funny to say, rape victims, while your entire argument consists of, "But I like them!"
Then you try to call me out by using a feminist author, and when I retort back with other feminist authors who support my argument you run and hide?
Brilliant. Really.
I'm done with you now.
Re: An ad hominen attack
Date: 2008-08-26 09:17 pm (UTC)I called you a bully.
You said I couldn't make an argument
I alluded to the fact that the definition of rape varies depending on what author you read.
You dismiss people who refuse to back down from your tactics as either privileged males or fools.