Aug. 4th, 2005

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Outsourcing torture:
One of them took my penis in his hand and began to make cuts. He did it once, and they stood still for maybe a minute, watching my reaction. I was in agony. They must have done this 20 to 30 times, in maybe two hours. There was blood all over. "I told you I was going to teach you who's the man," [one] eventually said.

They cut all over my private parts. One of them said it would be better just to cut it off, as I would only breed terrorists.
Story #2

Your tax dollars at work.
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Rube Goldberg's crime blotter.
Burglar invades home.
Homeowner scares off burglar.
Homeowner chases burglar down the street with a knife, tackles him, stabs him repeatedly.
Nearby construction workers see an apparent murder in progress, strike homeowner in the head with a shovel.
Burglar gets up, grabs a truck, loses control and hits a house.
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Utah sect proves that there is a God - by suing the city for having a 10 commandmnets monument without allowing them to add (at their own expense) Moses' OTHER seven commandments.

They're suing on the grounds that a publically funded 10 commandments monument on public ground violates the Establishment clause - "the defendants give preference and endorsement to one particular set of religious beliefs by allowing the Ten Commandments monument to remain in a public park or in a forum within the public park supported by taxpayers and disallow a similar display of the religious tenets of Summum,"

This, of course, is correct - and applies equally to Islam, Mormonism, Shinto, Discordianism, and worship of the Dreaded One-Eyed Trouser Snake Who Will Devour The World.

(The commandments they're talking about are here)
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Appeals court: No, the judge is right, getting a divorce from a guy who is in jail for beating you REALLY ISN'T allowed in Washington State, if you're pregnant, even if the kid isn't his.

The problem with her petition for divorce was that she "wrongfully" changed it to say that she was pregnant when she became pregnant.

They haven't denied her the right to be divorced, just the right to be divorced NOW. They told her to go back and start the procedures over, and not to get pregnant in the middle again, because if you become pregnant while getting a divorce, you're not allowed to get divorced.
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Last Canadian Victoria Cross winner dies.


Although his comrades called him "a soldier's soldier,'' Smith's relationship with the army was stormy. He built a reputation as an independent-minded man suspicious of authorities. They made him a corporal nine times and busted him back to private nine times. That was his rank when he was awarded his VC, the only Canadian private to win the medal in the Second World War

Irreverant, sharp-witted and something of a trouble-maker, Smoky Smith and his deeds the night of Oct. 21-22, 1944, are the stuff of legend.

Already wounded once in Sicily, he had returned to cross the Savio River with his Seaforth Highlanders, the spearhead of an attack aimed at establishing a bridgehead in the push to liberate Cesena and ultimately break through the Germans' Gothic Line. The rains were so heavy the river rose two metres in five hours. The banks were too soft for tanks or anti-tank guns to cross in support of the rifle companies. As the right forward company consolidated its objective, the Germans counter-attacked with three Panther tanks, two self-propelled guns and about 30 infantry.

Then 30, Smith led his three-man anti-tank group across an open field under heavy fire. Leaving an anti-tank weapon with one of his men, he led Pte. Jimmy Tennant across the road for another. "We got hit with grenades,'' Smith recalled. "We got grenades thrown all over us. I don't know how I didn't get hit. He (Tennant) got hit in the shoulder and arm. "So I said: `Get in that ditch and stay there. Don't move.' So we stayed right there and I never got a mark.''

"We had tried to get a German bazooka, which we figured was twice the weapon we had,'' he said. "But they wouldn't let us have it. You know why? It wasn't British.''

The pair were no sooner into a ditch when a Panther came toward them, firing all the way. Smith waited until the 45-tonne vehicle was less than 10 metres away before he jumped out from his cover, laid down and fired back. He scored a direct hit, disabling the tank. "I hit it in the side or the track,'' said Smith. "A tank is pretty hard to hit. Sometimes the round would just bounce off it.

Immediately, 10 German Panzergrenadier troops jumped off and charged him. "I killed four of them with my tommy gun. That scared them off. "They were up close -- about 10 feet or so.''

Another tank opened fire. More enemy began closing on Smith's position. He fired another round at an approaching tank. It turned away. As each German neared him, Smith fired at them.

The rest eventually turned and withdrew "in disorder,'' the citation said. "Even Germans don't like to be shot,'' Smith said.

From a distance, a tank continued firing. Smith helped a badly bleeding Tennant up and the two of them made their way back across the road to a church, where Smith left his buddy in the care of some medics.

Smith heard he'd won the Victoria Cross about seven weeks after the fight. His reputation as a party animal preceded him. Military police were sent to take him to the ceremony with King George VI in London.


After the war, Smith worked a couple of years before he rejoined the army to go and fight in the Korean War.

"After I got in the army, they wouldn't let me go. They said: `You got a VC, you're not allowed to fight any more.' I said: `Why didn't you tell me before I rejoined?'''
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[livejournal.com profile] therayven is wise in the ways of lawsuits:

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So Rockstar is being sued for false advertising and unfair business practices.

If Rockstar loses this suit, I stand to make billions in legal damages.

Why? It's simple. I'm going to sue everyone I come into contact with for exposing themselves to me.

How? Easy. Underneath their clothing they are naked; using a third-party pair of scissors, I can modify their clothes - whether or not they intended for me to modify their clothing in such a way - to reveal their naughty bits, therefore scarring myself for life. They never intended for me to modify their clothing, but because they have uncensored nudity underneath their clothing, they are liable, in much the same way Rockstar is liable. I don't even need to alter their clothing to win the suit; since it is merely possible for me to do it, that's enough for me to be able to press charges.

I can't wait to see the results of this lawsuit. If they lose, it'll be a sad day for justice... and a rich day for me.
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