If I was expected to live in Calgary forever, I might do this, too.

Rare goat hangs self in zoo.

Geek Pop Quiz!

You have:
* nigh-infinite space on a Linuxalike web cluster
* the PHP version and configuration of your choice
* MySQL
* Perl
* Java
* no root access, sorry.

You want:
* A subversion server. As in, the repositories are hosted on said cluster and you connect with a standard SVN client.

What do you do?

Hoverdoggy goes WHIRRRRRR

Are those live birds in your trousers, or are you just happy to see me?

A man has been caught with two pigeons stuffed in his trousers after he got off a flight from Dubai to Melbourne.

Australian customs officials say the live birds were wrapped in padded envelopes and held to the man's legs by a pair of tights under his trousers.

Officials also found two eggs in a vitamin container in the man's luggage.

Customs officials say they also seized seeds in the man's money belt and an undeclared aubergine, following the flight on Sunday.

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...why would anyone smuggle pigeons?

I'm playing Dead Space.

HAH! You FUCKER! Regenerate from THAT, asshole.

A Slice Of Life

Me: You know, my brother's just had a son.

torrain: And?

Me: well, that implies that they used it.

torrain: ... [gape-mouthed-stare]

Me: What?