Mar. 11th, 2011
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Mar. 11th, 2011 10:32 amRadio newscaster wins empathy award: "The most important thing we have to say about the earthquake in Japan is that it doesn't matter to all you listeners here in [STATE]"
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Mar. 11th, 2011 09:29 pmOregon: Dragged kicking and scream.... oh no wait. But at least you're no longer allowed to DELIBERATELY murder your children because you think magic is better than medicine?
Pigfucker Jim Weidner, R-Yamhill, said he worried "we might be heading down a slippery slope, duh, I eat poop." He said he prayed earlier in the day about his son's severe tonsillitis. His wife took his son to the doctor Thursday morning, he added, but "am I going to go to prison because I took the time to pray with my child? Duh, I eat poop!"
Dear pig fucker: No, your wife is smarter than you, and took your son to see a doctor. The fact that you waved chicken bones, spoke in tongues, and sacrificed a goat is not, in fact, actionable, since you didn't actively prevent *real* treatment, that actually had a chance of working, from reaching the child you're abusing. You are, unfortunately, legally free to keep abusing him as long as you also keep letting people who aren't stupid help him to not be like you.
Pigfucker Jim Weidner, R-Yamhill, said he worried "we might be heading down a slippery slope, duh, I eat poop." He said he prayed earlier in the day about his son's severe tonsillitis. His wife took his son to the doctor Thursday morning, he added, but "am I going to go to prison because I took the time to pray with my child? Duh, I eat poop!"
Dear pig fucker: No, your wife is smarter than you, and took your son to see a doctor. The fact that you waved chicken bones, spoke in tongues, and sacrificed a goat is not, in fact, actionable, since you didn't actively prevent *real* treatment, that actually had a chance of working, from reaching the child you're abusing. You are, unfortunately, legally free to keep abusing him as long as you also keep letting people who aren't stupid help him to not be like you.