Guess The State!
Feb. 29th, 2012 10:33 pmAutocorrect leads to grade school lockdown.
... except that the Gainesville Times is for Gainesville, Georgia. Not Gainesville, Florida.
( Dammit, poll invalidated. )
... except that the Gainesville Times is for Gainesville, Georgia. Not Gainesville, Florida.
( Dammit, poll invalidated. )
Guess The State!
Feb. 3rd, 2012 12:30 pmFake "DoD Agent" arrested for pulling over car with Ontario plates, claiming that he's looking for terrorists. He calls 911 and claims his name is classified, but demands that the terrorist car be searched for terrorist bombs because he's looking for terrorists. And this car has terrorists because they're foreigners. At a strip club. Terrorist Canadian terrorist terrorists.
[Poll #1816437]
[Poll #1816437]
Guess The State!
Oct. 30th, 2011 03:27 pmBest place to hide your crack pipe: in the bible!
"The affidavit didn't state whether the Bible was the Revised Standard, King James or other version.
Further, it wasn't immediately clear whether Sutton was familiar with '5 Card Stud,' the 1968 western in which [Robert] Mitchum, in the role of the Rev. Jonathan Rudd, toted a handgun in a Bible."
[Poll #1791119]
"The affidavit didn't state whether the Bible was the Revised Standard, King James or other version.
Further, it wasn't immediately clear whether Sutton was familiar with '5 Card Stud,' the 1968 western in which [Robert] Mitchum, in the role of the Rev. Jonathan Rudd, toted a handgun in a Bible."
[Poll #1791119]
Guess The State!
Oct. 27th, 2011 11:17 amEmployee has heart attack at the office. Defibrillator is in locked room, only person with key is out of the building. CPR-trained employee told 'stop that, you might get us sued' by manager. Employee dies.
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[Poll #1790190]
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Sep. 2nd, 2011 09:32 am"Hello, 911? I'm afraid for my life, two men with guns are standing across the street staring at me and I think they're going to rob me. Wait one second, please hold on while I sell some heroin. Sir, would you like to purchase some heroin? You want lots of heroin? Yes, I have lots of heroin to sell you. Thank you for using me for all your heroin purchasing needs. Okay, 911 operator, I'm back - can you send the police? Those two guys are still here."
(Story from 2009, but it's new to me, and so it is Guess The State!)
[Poll #1775181]
(Story from 2009, but it's new to me, and so it is Guess The State!)
[Poll #1775181]
Guess The State!
Jul. 22nd, 2011 04:06 pmTraffic stop-ee: "Officer, I..."
Police officer: "SHUT THE FUCK UP"
Traffic stop-ee: "I am carrying ..."
Police officer: "NOBODY IS TALKING TO YOU, SHUT UP"
Traffic stop-ee: "Officer! Here is my permit for..."
Police officer: "SAY ONE MORE WORD AND YOU ARE GOING TO JAIL"
Traffic stop-ee: "..."
[Police officer searches car, comes to driver]
Police officer: "GET OUT OF THE CAR! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT CARD YOU KEEP WAVING AT ME?"
Traffic stop-ee: "Officer, I am carrying a concealed weapon. This is my permit."
Police officer: "YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT IMMEDIATELY! I SHOULD EXECUTE YOU RIGHT HERE AND NOW"
On video, of course.
[Poll #1763936]
Police officer: "SHUT THE FUCK UP"
Traffic stop-ee: "I am carrying ..."
Police officer: "NOBODY IS TALKING TO YOU, SHUT UP"
Traffic stop-ee: "Officer! Here is my permit for..."
Police officer: "SAY ONE MORE WORD AND YOU ARE GOING TO JAIL"
Traffic stop-ee: "..."
[Police officer searches car, comes to driver]
Police officer: "GET OUT OF THE CAR! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT CARD YOU KEEP WAVING AT ME?"
Traffic stop-ee: "Officer, I am carrying a concealed weapon. This is my permit."
Police officer: "YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT IMMEDIATELY! I SHOULD EXECUTE YOU RIGHT HERE AND NOW"
On video, of course.
[Poll #1763936]
Guess The State!
Jul. 17th, 2011 09:03 pmIt is a felony to knowingly fuck someone while HIV+ without disclosing HIV status.
Guess the state: Sorry, the law doesn't apply unless it's a cis male putting his penis in a cis female's vagina. No other possible combinations are "sex".
[Poll #1762531]
Guess the state: Sorry, the law doesn't apply unless it's a cis male putting his penis in a cis female's vagina. No other possible combinations are "sex".
[Poll #1762531]
Guess The State!
Mar. 11th, 2011 10:32 amRadio newscaster wins empathy award: "The most important thing we have to say about the earthquake in Japan is that it doesn't matter to all you listeners here in [STATE]"
[Poll #1716530]
(Related: UHawaii explains why you can't surf a tsunami.)
[Poll #1716530]
(Related: UHawaii explains why you can't surf a tsunami.)