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Dear owner of the snausage-with-legs that attacked Piper:

Your pug has been returned in one piece because my dog, unlike yours, responds to voice control and knows that I am allowed to take food away from her.

By "food", of course, I mean "your dog, after it bit her".

Piper now gives me this look because I took her squeaky wriggling meat toy away:



Obedience and socialisation training: Just because I *can* grab your dog and chuck it like a football does not mean I should have to.

No love,
Me.

(For the record: No harm done, to either participant. Defective fuzzy rat-creature returned to apologetic owner. Piper now distracted by The Mystery Of Is There A Squirrel and once again all is right in her mayonnaise-witted little doggy world.)
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The full collection of Beasts, together and not screaming at each other, for the first time ever.

Terrible camphone pic, but hey, collection of furbeasts.
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Cellphone cameras suck, even on awesome cellphones. But she's still twodorable!
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Yes, she's already gotten a knob off the bone, and I only gave it to her an hour ago. That's our little Rottweiler!

Also:
for comparison
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I have a new carpet. It is AWESOME.

Angus agrees. )
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A SCENE from LAST NIGHT:

ABBY, a CAT: "I am enjoying my dinner quietly. Soon I will sleep. My life is awesome!"

[ANGUS, another CAT enters from offstage left, singing]

ANGUS: "Sex Robot, Sex Robot. Sex Robot, Sex Robot.... OH HAI THAR IS IT CAN BE SEXY TIEM NAO?"
ABBY: "Oh dear lord no. I do not like other cats at all, let alone want sex with you. I am 17 years old and have been spayed."
ANGUS: "BUT *IS* IT CAN BE SEXXY TIEMS?"
ABBY: "Your existence gives me diarrhea."
ANGUS: "Oh."

[A Brief Pause]

ANGUS: "Maybe nao?"
ABBY: "I am not into furry things 1/10 my age."
ANGUS: "Getting down, in your town?"
ABBY: "NO!"
ANGUS, bereft: "Okay."

[PIPER, a Large Dog enters from stage right]

PIPER: "Hi there! This sounds like fun. Can I join in? And what are 'sexxy tiems'?"
ABBY and ANGUS: "GO AWAY."
PIPER: "Oh."

[PIPER goes to sleep while pointedly Not Looking. A Brief Pause, after which Angus begins singing faintly]

ANGUS: "sex robot, sex robot."
ABBY: "You know I can throw this lovely ceramic bowl at you from here and it will shatter into dozens of razor-sharp shards on your thick useless skull, right?"

[ANGUS becomes quiet]

ABBY: "I must expel waste fluid from my sack of pee. You two stay here and amuse yourselves."
ANGUS: "OKAY!"
PIPER: "ANGUS has said something and that means he loves me and I love him! I must lick all things I love!"
ANGUS: "I will cut you."

[ABBY exits stage left.]

ANGUS: "Sexxy tiems with YOOO?"
PIPER: "Okay! What are sexxy tiems?"
ANGUS: "... your tail weighs as much as my entire body and is flailing furiously. Perhaps sexxy tiems are ill-advised."
PIPER: "I don't know what that means but I love you!"

[OFFSTAGE: There is, as it were, the sound of urination]

ANGUS: "IT IS CAN HAS BE SEXXY TIEMS NAO!"

[ANGUS charges off stage left. There is a howling and a sound of fighting and scattering litter]

PIPER: "OH BOY OH BOY OF BOY! Excitement! That means LOVE!"

[exeunt]

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Angus' ball-snipping is scheduled for Tuesday. This, apparently, cannot come soon enough.
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Remember that collar, by the way - he took it off on day 3 or so and BURIED it. We can't find it.

More behind the cut. )
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This is Angus Maximus (because we really liked both "Angus" and "Max" for names.)

Angus is about a year old, and was found by [livejournal.com profile] jasmine_koran and [livejournal.com profile] snakey, lost, filthy, alone, and STARVING, in Montreal.

His current bones-visible state is after a week of good food and vet care, and also a shaving because man he was filthy.


(Yes, that is a hand-made Tombstone Frank "Last Rites" shirt you're seeing in the background. BE JEALOUS)

But yeah. No microchip, not neutered, found lost and on the edge of starvation.

He's a lovely friendly helpful cat, and he's the most tolerant cat ever - because he put up with all the strangers and THE BOX OF DOOM and the vet and the car ride and all the rest, without any of us even once getting scratched.

He is my cat now, and he will stay that way.


(Pictured here: Angus and King Jasper The Munificent, who is allowing Angus to share his view of The Backe Yarde in Montreal)

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Queen of all she surveys - and from up there, she can survey A LOT.



Two more )
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I come home and I can hear the dog crying from the far side of the door. Pathetic, sad little whimpers, whines, yips, all kinds of sounds that an unhappy dog in pain makes.

I rush in. Dog stops crying, looks at me, ears perk up, tail starts wagging. I look at her, crack up, and grab the camera.

This is what I see: )

Silly puppy.

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