- 1st
- 12:48 am
Why Marketing should NEVER be allowed to do the marketing.
- 3 comments
09:02 amHeartwarming buffalo stories!
10:22 amZero tolerance: It's not just about arresting toddlers any more!
- 1 comment
11:22 amPolar Bears from Rostok
- 5 comments
12:18 pmA SPECIAL kind of thief!
12:36 pmUpdates on Germans and prostitutes.
- 1 comment
12:55 pmThose wacky Romanians.
12:57 pmWinter in Canada without a block heater.
- 11 comments
01:00 pmBush Twins on SNL
02:09 pm"You're right, it won't fit. We need to fold the monkey."
03:40 pmGotta love that "superior" private health care.
03:41 pmJapanese news that isn't porn related. Give it a few hours, though, they'll think of something.
03:49 pmCNN is not alone in its sucking.
- 2 comments
03:58 pmTalk about pictures circulating forever.
- 2 comments
04:04 pm(no subject)
04:09 pm"Isolated incident" of "a few bad apples" and "not systemic or sanctioned", hmm?
07:42 pmFeist was in on this? Yikes.
- 3 comments
10:10 pmThe crab scares me.
- 1 comment
- 2nd
- 08:03 am
Just for you, Maggie.
- 5 comments
09:53 amSkin people, not animals! Whooo!
- 1 comment
10:04 amFeel better now,
- 2 comments![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
cerebrate?
10:06 amCrime is not very smart.
10:11 amWhat, does he think he's an American?
10:13 amStupid questions reporters as
10:34 amThe wonders of modern education!
10:42 amBeer plus rats equals SCIENCE!
10:43 amYou know, that is a REALLY big rock.
11:52 amSerial killers in training running for office!
- 2 comments
12:16 pm"Yikes" on a great many levels.
- 2 comments
01:15 pm(no subject)
01:41 pmIt's a baby wombat.
- 4 comments
02:24 pmX-Ray observatory produces initial results.
03:23 pmLovely children's books.
- 4 comments
- 3rd
- 09:01 am
"We no mind! We pay now!"
10:05 amSheesh.
10:18 amIt appears Jenna and Not-Jenna have been practicing this one.
10:29 amEvils of the SCA! Help, help, I'm being oppressed!
- 1 comment
10:56 am"Best health care in the world", huh?
10:58 am(no subject)
11:11 amSend those Americans back to where they came from!
- 8 comments
12:12 pmAnd it's got HUGE CLAWS, too.
- 1 comment
12:27 pmThe odd, odd things Neil Gaiman links to.
12:34 pm1.21 gigawatts comes next, just you see.
12:43 pmAnother one. You dumb fucks.
- 2 comments
01:38 pmSometimes comment is so difficult.
- 7 comments
02:24 pmIt's probably the least he can do.
- 3 comments
02:30 pmThe bastard love child of Willy Wonka and Salvador Dali
03:59 pmJust for
- 1 commentaimisdirty
09:08 pmOh, yeah, he's well adjusted.
09:30 pm(no subject)
- 2 comments
09:33 pmFrom the department of "cool beyond belief"
- 5 comments
09:36 pmIt's a giant rat.
- 7 comments
09:45 pmNo, I don't know where it came from. Link is to the person who stole it before me.
- 4th
- 08:29 am
(no subject)
- 6 comments
08:33 amGreat Blue Heron
10:24 amWoooot.
- 2 comments
10:33 amYou know what this title is going to be.
- 1 comment
10:42 amDefinition of "Irony"
10:47 amA different kind of idol.
10:50 amBut Deep Throat is still alive, and hence still hidden.
10:58 amI need that last one. It's South African anti-theft protection for my Bible!
01:09 pmWhy, oh why couldn't you have taken Travolta? TRAVOLTA!
- 3 comments
08:39 pm(no subject)
- 1 comment
- 5th
- 08:54 am
Yeah, that would make me pretty damn nervous. What if that silent "e" is sneaking up on me?
09:08 amAnd, somewhat by extension, most of Europe and some of Canada.
- 1 comment
09:23 amWeren't the Beatles "dangerous and perverted" once?
- 1 comment
04:06 pmNot safe for work due to naughty language. And sound.
- 2 comments
- 6th
- 11:22 am
Doesn't "Level 3 sex offender" sound like somebody's been playing too many roleplaying games?
11:29 am(no subject)
- 2 comments
08:41 pmWill Smith surrenders completely.
08:44 pmLook! Disneyland!
- 2 comments
08:58 pmHey, Paul Bremer's got a new Mercedes and a medal from Bush! That's not related AT ALL!
10:09 pmAnd now it's "treason" to deal with him.
10:13 pmSorry, guys, no funny news late at night. Just "What the fuck"s of a different sort.
10:28 pmThis is one of many examples of why courts are not competent to rule on technical or scientific matt
- 2 comments
10:38 pmRed State versus Blue State.
10:43 pmIs it surprising when they're stereotyped as hicks?
- 1 comment
10:46 pm(no subject)
- 7th
- 12:10 am
(no subject)
- 2 comments
02:29 amAgain with the bad words and the head explody.
02:50 amKevin Smith is better than you.
- 2 comments
06:45 am(no subject)
- 1 comment
06:55 amWhy, yes, I *do* go looking for cute things at 7am. Why?
04:24 pmOddly, not about
- 5 commentsthathatedguy.
04:32 pmTrapping the cubicle.
- 1 comment
07:23 pmSee what I mean when I say "backwards third-world wannabe theocracy"?
- 8 comments
- 8th
- 01:52 am
A new favourite site.
- 1 comment
02:43 amAnd you thought it was safe to sleep when they stopped crying all night.
- 1 comment
02:45 amNightmare, flu, nosebleed, can't afford cab...
09:20 am(no subject)
- 1 comment
09:25 am(no subject)
- 2 comments
03:12 pmGotta love Welsh rugby fans.
- 1 comment
03:17 pmOverreacting twit still overreacting despite object lesson in "why I am an overreacting twit" delive
07:41 pm(no subject)
07:51 pmYou might want to hold on to this one.
08:04 pm(no subject)
08:13 pmAnd I've read ones of "Starhawk" and "Silver Ravenwolf". This one beats it.
- 5 comments
08:18 pmI want one.
- 4 comments
- 9th
- 07:26 am
Way to show that you really do trust your kids:
08:39 am(no subject)
- 7 comments
08:49 amI love this site. I just wish he credited archived pics.
09:11 amI love The Onion.
- 1 comment
10:20 amSatire, but funny.
10:49 am(no subject)
- 6 comments
10:51 amCluck cluck cluck cluckclucklcukBUCK-AWKBOOOOOOOM!
- 1 comment
11:04 am"Zero Tolerance" school policies gone wrong in a DIFFERENT direction!
11:23 am"The Ministry of Defence spokesman did not confirm what toppings were on the pizza."
- 1 comment
12:06 pmNote to Gale Norton: Do not screw with judges. They don't like that.
12:09 pmDrudge slams Bush? Strange, but true!
- 4 comments
12:16 pmThird-world theocracies, jealous of US attempts to seize the name, up ante.
- 1 comment
01:14 pmSadly, this is not entirely immediately dismissable.
01:18 pmI thought these guys were supposed to hate D&D?
01:28 pmSure, let's make the law not apply to anything involving a US border.
- 2 comments
01:54 pmZarli brings the coooooool home.
10:54 pmYou will see this movie. It has claimed my precious brain-meats!
- 4 comments
10:56 pm(no subject)
- 10th
- 08:11 am
Cue Austin Powers....
- 1 comment
08:28 amRat the waiter is wrong.
09:38 amThey have also seen Ong Bak.
- 1 comment
09:43 amCurse you, Lara Croft
09:45 amNot sure how I can blame Lara Croft for this one, but I'll find a way.
09:48 amAmazonian ants learn to fly.
- 1 comment
09:51 amSaturn, like Ong Bak, is also smurfy.
10:20 amFun from Ohio!
10:25 amEveryone saw THIS one coming.
- 2 comments
10:33 amLoonies from Massachusetts!
11:05 am"Gong-show journalism"
- 6 comments
11:08 amGood news for cartoon fans.
- 2 comments
11:20 am"Liberation Much Appreciated"
11:51 amQuote of the Day:
12:21 pmGotta love those family values!
- 8 comments
12:58 pmYet another British man with no testicles.
- 1 comment
01:50 pmOpen-source genetic retooling!
02:11 pm(no subject)
09:50 pm(no subject)
- 11th
- 08:26 am
(no subject)
- 1 comment
08:49 amBoy, am I glad these guys run things!
- 1 comment
08:50 am(no subject)
09:02 amGotta love Canadian priorities. I mean, I worry most about the noise if Chalk River starts leaking.
- 5 comments
09:04 am"Athol" elementary school - named by hockey players, much?
09:08 amBride and Bridesmaid. No, really.
- 1 comment
09:10 amJust for Hal.
- 1 comment
10:34 amDear God, I'd be dead.
- 1 comment
12:05 pm(no subject)
12:06 pm"Death of a Playwright" opens to rave reviews.
- 3 comments
12:09 pmA wall of sand....
- 5 comments
01:58 pmIt's pronounced "Your Highness", not "Urines"
- 8 comments
03:38 pm"It's like putting a moose in the blender!"
03:57 pm(no subject)
04:04 pmRCMP HQ secure gate.
10:49 pmI can't make this up.
- 4 comments
- 13th
- 11:57 pm
Thank you, Maggie. Now I must chase my brain, it has ESCAPED.
- 4 comments
- 14th
- 12:04 am
Study shows that being ignored causes pain.
- 7 comments
01:25 amIt's where the wild things are.
09:19 amWhy Batman sucks.
09:27 amIn defense of George Lucas.
- 1 comment
12:07 pmI WANT ONE.
- 5 comments
12:08 pmNext comes R'lyeh.
12:11 pmThe Jardinains will have their revenge!
04:17 pmYou dumb fucks.
- 4 comments
- 15th
- 08:05 am
Silver Pearls
- 1 comment
08:49 amFirefox: It opens the box so you don't have to.
- 6 comments
09:00 amCalifornia plans to tax fuel-efficient cars for not using as much gas.
- 5 comments
09:03 amToday's sappy octagenarian love story
- 3 comments
09:52 amWhat could POSSIBLY go wrong with this?
- 1 comment
10:06 amA novel way to avoid jury duty.
- 2 comments
10:17 amOnly 88 colours so far, but still spiffy.
- 1 comment
10:33 amAll your sushi news, IN ONE PLACE!
10:57 amThis is one gargantuan satanic-lookin' dog.
- 3 comments
10:59 amHave you ever wondered what a Tarsier is? Neither did I.
- 9 comments
11:11 amWhy internet people are dirty. But funny.
11:48 am"Thenkye fur callin Dell. Muy nam 's Shamus argle argle glomph PTUIEE!"
- 2 comments
01:23 pmWith "at least" 26 years of jail time, too.
01:25 pmAnd the prize for most-misleading-yet-still-true headline of the day goes to....
03:55 pmBecause birth control *needs* to be considered murder.
- 18 comments
03:57 pmHey, none of THEIR kids are in the military, and deserters are shot. Why bother treating the ones y
- 3 comments
09:50 pm20 Amazing Facts About Voting in the USA
- 21 comments
- 16th
- 08:15 am
Sunspots.
- 3 comments
11:43 amNo, I don't understand either.
- 1 comment
11:50 amSheesh.
- 5 comments
12:15 pmSpiffy.
- 1 comment
12:17 pmYeah, THIS is a desireable result.
01:00 pmThe definition of stupid:
- 2 comments
01:02 pmFucking Ukrainians. (No, literally)
- 1 comment
01:53 pmToo much news. Not enough possums.
01:54 pmBaby Tapir.
01:54 pmI'll make you an offer you can't SYSTEM HALTED
01:57 pm"Elric and the Stone Eggplant"
02:43 pm(no subject)
03:34 pmCritics say move won't help women to move forward, only diagonally
- 3 comments
11:36 pm(no subject)
- 2 comments
- 17th
- 08:32 am
Canada versus USA.
08:36 am"Hands resist him"
- 1 comment
08:49 amTwo Lumps rules.
- 1 comment
08:52 amKitten break.
09:48 am(no subject)
10:02 amReturn of the Ugly Zoo!
- 1 comment
10:28 amThe Cephal-iPod!
10:37 amSadly, this is news.
10:42 am(no subject)
10:54 amHorror movies that are not scary.
11:51 amThis year's Intel Award For Technical Innovation:
11:53 am(no subject)
12:27 pmTwo months of anti-satan training! Sign me up!
- 2 comments
12:54 pmJamie knows the kind of thing I like.
- 1 comment
02:36 pmWhen people who watched Home Alone too many times grow up....
02:37 pm"Gotta have those, to keep the cops honest!"
02:41 pmYou dumb fucks.
- 9 comments
02:45 pmSchools have stupid policies? NO! It can't be!
- 8 comments
02:52 pm"All six of my nipples are tingling!"
- 1 comment
02:55 pmMore horror movies that are not scary.
03:06 pmHe's got a store with more cool pics, too.
03:20 pmTragically, it looks like home-schooling is becoming the only way to get an education.
- 2 comments
03:48 pmThis guy sells 'em, too.
- 3 comments
- 18th
- 08:30 am
Hohenzollern castle, Germany.
08:41 amKitten Break.
- 1 comment
11:00 amI love this comic.
- 1 comment
11:17 am(no subject)
11:46 amYou know it's true.
- 9 comments
11:48 am(no subject)
11:49 amgoldenpalace.com cries.
11:51 am"Buzz" bunny?
- 3 comments
11:59 amEwwww.
12:13 pmHey! Look! A defoliant!
12:41 pm(no subject)
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01:55 pm(no subject)
- 2 comments
02:22 pm(no subject)
- 3 comments
02:36 pmThat's no moon! That's a... no, wait, that's a moon.
03:18 pmSouth Africa needs a "He needed a killing" defense.
05:28 pmSubmitted without comment.
- 4 comments
- 19th
- 03:51 pm
(no subject)
- 3 comments
- 20th
- 09:16 am
(no subject)
11:17 am(no subject)
11:25 amScary thing is, it happened fifty thousand years ago.
- 1 comment
11:47 am(no subject)
- 3 comments
11:53 am(no subject)
12:05 pmCute.
12:07 pm(no subject)
- 1 comment
12:08 pmIt's apparently that kind of day today.
- 1 comment
- 21st
- 06:47 am
RIP. (Thompson, not Del Toro or Depp)
- 2 comments
11:23 amCNN Rules.
- 4 comments
11:39 amWe all float back here, Billy.
- 2 comments
11:57 am"Aperture"
11:58 amApparently it's another of those days.
12:31 pmLed Zeppelin are not impressed.
12:38 pmPeople Eating Tasty Animals.
12:39 pm(no subject)
02:02 pmBlockbuster explained.
- 23 comments
06:51 pmClassic 1700s-era horror!
08:55 pmLaura Bush has been huffing the deadly Smilex(tm) gas...
- 4 comments
- 22nd
- 07:09 am
(no subject)
08:18 amThe crocodiles are awesome.
08:36 amSomething a little like iron.
- 4 comments
08:38 am(no subject)
- 2 comments
08:51 amSoylent Black is made of people!
09:43 amI'd never heard of him before, but the art is NEAT.
- 2 comments
12:14 pm(no subject)
- 5 comments
01:19 pmNot the most productive of plans.
02:40 pm(no subject)
- 1 comment
03:07 pmBOOOOOM.
03:27 pmRon Popeil has a pile of 'em.
- 2 comments
04:03 pmNo! I do not want the bath! The bath is not suitably goffic!
- 1 comment
05:41 pmERR: Paper Jam
- 23rd
- 08:47 am
Horses in Iceland.
- 1 comment
09:16 am"Next on COPS: The best of ass-sniffing!"
10:28 amI love The Onion.
10:51 am(no subject)
- 2 comments
11:03 amThe Spiral Minaret, in Samarra.
- 2 comments
12:01 pmOn why SUVs are popular and people who buy them are stupid.
- 2 comments
12:35 pmBill Maher is wonderful.
- 7 comments
01:25 pm(no subject)
01:31 pmAnd this time I think I'm using the term correctly.
01:34 pmThe dual joys of having nothing to lose and a lot of free time!
- 2 comments
01:37 pmAnd people wonder why Bill Maher calls this a mental disorder?
01:46 pmTexas laws suck more than most, say Texans.
- 1 comment
03:19 pm"Baby Got Book": An essay in one part on why the insane should never be allowed to use the internet
- 1 comment
03:25 pm(no subject)
03:28 pm(no subject)
03:34 pmFamily values from America's greatest ally!
03:38 pm(no subject)
03:59 pm(no subject)
- 4 comments
04:04 pmMore news from America's greatest ally!
04:04 pm(no subject)
- 1 comment
05:08 pmChristopher Lee, Hayden Christiansen, and Ewan McGregor
- 4 comments
05:24 pmI now melt your brain.
- 3 comments
- 24th
- 09:45 am
(no subject)
- 2 comments
09:48 amSad wedding story.
10:15 amRules 1 and 2 have been broken.
10:21 am(no subject)
10:22 amWhat did he THINK was going to happen?
11:06 am"Exploding baby syndrome" to replace SIDS.
11:31 amYet more News Of The Insane
- 5 comments
11:34 am(no subject)
- 2 comments
12:13 pm"Hal Haterman", children's birthday party entertainer
12:25 pmFor Lara.
- 4 comments
01:10 pm(no subject)
02:22 pm(no subject)
02:30 pmSpeaking of "Homeland Security" and idiocy...
02:32 pm(no subject)
02:39 pmA tin-foil hat special!
03:35 pmI just wanted to use the image.
04:19 pmOn the topic of damaged goods...
- 2 comments
05:19 pmI did not know this was possible.
05:32 pmTaken from http://www.qwantz.com/peopleare
- 1 comment
07:27 pm(no subject)
- 6 comments
07:29 pmAnd yet, there are still people who say Batman didn't suck before the late 1990s.
- 15 comments
08:14 pm"P2P" idiots piss me off.
- 25th
- 08:59 am
A World Of Better Romance Novels
11:57 am(no subject)
- 1 comment
12:13 pmQuote of the day:
12:38 pmHunter Thompson on Dubya
01:11 pmWorks for me.
01:21 pm(no subject)
01:38 pmOn the topic of "That bitch stole mah man-juice!"
- 2 comments
01:56 pmBuy me one!
- 1 comment
03:01 pmToday's theme: On why pregnancy without a license should be illegal.
- 6 comments
03:27 pm(no subject)
- 5 comments
03:34 pmThose wacky Indians.
- 2 comments
03:37 pmPanda Butt.
05:57 pmStealing from the good doctor.
- 3 comments
- 26th
- 06:31 pm
Talk about crazy fines for crazy reasons.
06:36 pmFamily plans to sue. A lot. I don't blame them.
- 1 comment
- 28th
- 01:05 am
Two important Sunday things.
01:48 amTwo bits of movie news.
- 1 comment
05:10 pmDoug goes to the airport.
11:59 pmOf course, their little "Virus-free!" logo at the bottom of the page proves that they're idiots.
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