- 1st
- 09:16 am
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10:11 amSkunk bites man.
10:13 amCertainly a practical way of dealing with the situation.
10:29 amYet more "American schools are run by and for idiots"
10:46 amSword-wielding nutbar news!
10:48 amMore nutbar news!
10:50 amMemo to MPAA and RIAA:
- 1 comment
10:55 amCertainly tells you what's valued, anyway.
- 2 comments
11:15 amJapanese students are bad, too.
11:59 am
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eididdy's got my back on the News Of The Stupid Fucking Teacher
12:39 pmBut, hey, it's still not illegal for the press to deliberately falsify news.
12:57 pm(no subject)
- 1 comment
01:36 pmPostcards from Iceland.
- 1 comment
01:45 pm(no subject)
02:10 pm"Horrible violence is okay, as long as it doesn't have any naughty words!"
- 3 comments
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- 2nd
- 09:37 am
R
09:43 amStan Lee, who art in Marvel, hallowed be thy name....
- 3 comments
12:31 pmNFL homophobic? IMPOSSIBLE!
- 1 comment
02:15 pm"If you sat down and ate this thing, wouldn't that be a bit shellfish?"
- 1 comment
02:47 pmAll schools are run by idiots. It's the only possible conclusion.
- 1 comment
02:55 pm(no subject)
03:05 pmThose wacky Scandahoovians.
- 1 comment
04:25 pm"Animals that really should exist"
04:30 pm"The Puppy Is Sad"
- 1 comment
04:56 pmRIP, Bubba.
05:02 pmTop Headline: "Jokes write themselves."
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- 3rd
- 08:33 am
Same shit, different pile.
- 1 comment
11:52 am(no subject)
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12:04 pm"Why Canada is better than you", episode 3,411,263.
- 14 comments
12:17 pmGood luck getting "human intelligence" on anything more than a cash-in-hand basis ever again, asshol
- 3 comments
01:31 pmFrom the department of "Unclear on technology"
- 4 comments
03:01 pmWashington State Stupidity.
- 2 comments
03:10 pm"When someone's offering over $3 billion, we felt we had an obligation to the board to have them, at
08:54 pmFun with Quicktime.
- 4th
- 12:11 pm
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01:25 pmDonut jokes left as an exercise to the reader.
01:27 pmDust Storm off Egypt.
- 6 comments
03:03 pmWhere's your precious "Zero Tolerance" now, hmm?
03:08 pmThrowing the horns and headbanging in church. Awesome.
- 1 comment
04:16 pmWell, looks like Eason Jordan wasn't *totally* wrong.
- 1 comment
- 5th
- 08:49 am
"I'm a technological illiterate, and I VOTE!"
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03:48 pmAll old comics suck.
- 2 comments
04:46 pmThis poor, exhausted dog.
05:47 pmTop 11 Bill O'Reilly-based euphemisms for masturbation.
06:34 pm(no subject)
- 1 comment
06:45 pmFrom The Museum Of Bad Album Covers
06:54 pmNo, really, that's the headline.
- 1 comment
06:59 pmA behind-the-scenes look at how Google stores data and processes requests.
- 1 comment
07:03 pm"Fo all you beeotches who wanna find shiznit"
07:45 pmStolen from
nealemvf, <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users
08:36 pmGet your tin foil hats ready!
- 1 comment
10:25 pmA-ha! The old Inflatable Hamster Trick!
- 6th
- 08:59 am
Stealing from
- 2 commentsflemco is ALWAYS healthy, right?
09:22 am(no subject)
09:25 amAllies! Strong allies in the fight for democracy and the war against Terra!
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05:57 pmPhantom fan art?
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- 7th
- 08:56 am
Marc-Anthony Macon will make you laugh.
- 1 comment
10:05 am"We just can't take you ANYWHERE."
11:01 amAustralians appear to be bored.
11:02 am(no subject)
11:05 amBrutal honesty from Kansas.
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12:12 pmI have lost my bread knife. Where could it be? Oh, there it is, IN MY BRAIN.
12:27 pmJust for Alistair.
12:31 pm"Working hard to lower the bar, every day!"
12:38 pmMessiah wishes to be executed, otherwise his dad won't love him as much as his older brother Jesus.
12:42 pm"I could burn down the building."
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12:42 pmElectric cherry blossoms.
02:14 pmIce sculpture photos.
02:17 pmOlso police scream.
03:53 pmThe wrath of CAT PISS MAN will be thwarted!
06:46 pmLloyd Axworthy, in a public letter to Condoleeza Rice
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- 8th
- 07:51 am
Daily Kitten Break
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11:59 amTaken from
missysedai
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02:40 pmGotta love the Italian court system.
02:41 pm(no subject)
03:14 pmMake your own caption!
- 2 comments
03:22 pmMovie rumours!
- 1 comment
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07:20 pmDirty furries
- 5 comments
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- 9th
- 07:33 am
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09:02 amI love The Onion.
- 1 comment
09:37 amIt is Excellent!
09:45 amhttp://thedevilspanties.keenspace.com/
10:46 amThe Internet, lesson 1: No matter what, you can't delete anything, ever.
- 2 comments
10:51 amMount St. Helens erupts
11:01 amChicken + road = FUNNY!
11:18 amSo very sad.
- 3 comments
11:48 amIsraeli Army hates D&D
- 1 comment
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01:52 pm$127 billion "off the shelf"?
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05:44 pm(no subject)
05:49 pm"... and that's cuttin' me own throat."
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- 10th
- 09:04 am
Anyone else remember "Columbine Jocks Safely Resume Bullying"?
- 1 comment
09:05 am(no subject)
09:40 amAn english teacher in Japan, blogging.
01:37 pm(no subject)
01:50 pmHey, hippies, pagans, evangelicals, and pretentious goths:
- 2 comments
01:52 pm(no subject)
02:39 pmPaging Mr Momomoto....
- 2 comments
03:08 pmAt least they're not sending the techs to Glasgow.
- 1 comment
03:44 pm(no subject)
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04:29 pmYes, he *can* awesome - and we can certainly sexy
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04:52 pmThat's right. Who's house? SANTA'S HOUSE!
08:43 pmIn Florida, naturally enough.
- 4 comments
- 11th
- 08:49 am
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11:38 amBiggest SUV in history spotted in New Hampshire
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12:06 pmTeachers are not the only stupid ones.
- 1 comment
12:16 pmIn other news, all of Britain is dead from laughing too hard.
- 10 comments
12:26 pmThis brings new meaning to "facing the music"
- 1 comment
01:17 pmFun with resumes!
- 3 comments
02:16 pm(no subject)
02:24 pmFunniest headline of the day.
- 1 comment
02:29 pmMan, that would be a fun job.
- 1 comment
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03:19 pmThe sloth in the box demands TRIBUTE!
- 2 comments
- 12th
- 09:27 am
Pass me my lightsaber. It's the one that has "bad motherfucker" on it.
- 13 comments
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- 13th
- 09:10 am
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- 14th
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11:41 amStupid druids.
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- 5 comments
12:28 pm"Which one of you made my son cry?"
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- 15th
- 02:02 pm
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10:27 pmWhine about my Monkfish, will you?
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- 16th
- 09:41 am
Munchkin would be more fun if it wasn't so true.
10:11 amI need one.
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02:14 pmJohn Beardsworth.
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02:15 pmThis is real ad copy. I did not write this.
- 5 comments
03:34 pmBut the lions won't be put down for it, which is the important part.
- 2 comments
03:59 pmViva La Roombalución!
- 1 comment
04:10 pmScary upside-down food-hoarding spiky shrimp OF DOOM discovered.
- 1 comment
04:12 pm(no subject)
04:14 pmJust sayin', y'know.
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04:24 pm"Holy cow"
- 2 comments
04:26 pmTiger finds hidden camera, tasty snack, all at once.
04:34 pmIronic comment of the day award!
- 4 comments
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05:05 pmWhen televangelists hate you, you know you're doing something right.
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- 17th
- 12:34 am
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10:32 amVolcanically-induced lightning.
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11:34 amZebra being eaten = funny.
12:10 pmGod is a bitter bastard today!
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04:14 pmQuote of the day.
04:33 pmVerzeihen Sie mir, ich mußte.
- 1 comment
04:59 pmRIP
- 3 comments
07:17 pmViva la Roombalucione - Part DEUX!
08:23 pmBut with more "o"s when you actually go there.
- 1 comment
10:16 pmMy eyes are soda, yo!
- 1 comment
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- 18th
- 10:04 am
Now with genuine ground Jesus!
- 1 comment
10:07 amEven now, as long as Jackson says something about Womp Rat tasting like pumpkin pie, all is forgiven
- 12 comments
10:17 amNow you can have your memory, and eat it too!
10:25 amGreatest syndicated comic... EVER.
- 1 comment
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11:06 amOh, that makes it OKAY? Dirty fucking furries.
- 1 comment
11:21 amBut Robert Rodriguez making a film called "The Adventures of Shark Boy & Lava Girl in 3-D" sounds aw
- 1 comment
12:39 pmAnd you see, son, this is what humans look like. Don't get too close - we keep them in zoos because
- 3 comments
12:42 pmThese fish rule.
- 3 comments
12:56 pmIdentity theft gone... right?
01:44 pmWhy those who need religion the most should not be allowed access to it, exhibit #547826.
- 3 comments
01:56 pmCourtesy of Jairus
02:07 pmSpeaking of cases where stupid people, insane people, and religion join forces...
- 15 comments
04:39 pm(no subject)
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08:27 pmFrom the latin "fund" - give money to - and "amentalism" - brainlessness
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- 3 comments
09:00 pmThe Call Of Whatever.
- 2 comments
- 19th
- 12:40 pm
Fishing for squirrels!
- 2 comments
12:46 pmIn other news, this woman is stupid.
- 1 comment
02:19 pm(no subject)
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04:49 pmThe picture is REALLY what makes this story worth sharing.
04:50 pmBloody brits.
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- 20th
- 12:10 pm
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- 21st
- 10:23 am
One I actually like.
- 3 comments
12:03 pm(It's Fox. I have to go with the technically accurate, overly sensational headline.)
- 2 comments
01:38 pmAdvice from, mostly, cats.
- 3 comments
02:30 pm(no subject)
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02:56 pmWreck of WWII Japanese sub found off Oahu.
03:52 pmIn other news: People from Indianapolis are stupid, too.
- 3 comments
- 22nd
- 10:45 am
Talking deer! TALKING DEER!
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11:53 amThe world's only 7-star hotel, in Dubai
- 4 comments
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01:50 pmA brief explanation of American history.
01:54 pmFun with motion sensors.
02:15 pmWhy is there BACON IN THE SHARK?
- 1 comment
02:30 pmSOLAR DEATH RAY.
- 4 comments
02:36 pmFun with water balloons in zero-G.
06:01 pmHave you ever wanted a crazily buff politician action figure?
- 23rd
- 10:06 am
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- 2 comments
10:19 amThe captions are as much fun as the pictures, Ursula.
- 6 comments
11:23 amCNN Sucks.
- 7 comments
11:56 amBecause it's not a human rights violation when it's OUR religion.
- 3 comments
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01:23 pmInfrared light from alien planets detected.
01:31 pmI need one. Then I can invite people over to touch my Mighty Blaster.
- 2 comments
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01:49 pmGuys with too much time on their hands.
03:29 pmNow, you might actually have REASON to worry that your stuffed animals are watching you undress.
03:37 pmCourtesy of Scientific American:
- 7 comments
03:37 pmSatire isn't this funny.
- 16 comments
03:58 pmJust for Zarli.
04:26 pm"If you were wondering how sick you'd have to be before Congress moves to improve your health care..
05:26 pm(no subject)
- 10 comments
05:33 pmWhy bother, when Fox sued to be allowed to falsify news and won?
- 1 comment
05:44 pmIt's a slideshow.
05:46 pmThey're mine! MINE! You can't have ANY!
- 3 comments
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09:13 pmIf you don't have Quicktime, you're a poor, sad monkey.
- 5 comments
- 24th
- 10:31 am
(no subject)
- 4 comments
10:36 amBecause high-school administration is where you go if you're too stupid to be a bad CORPORATE middle
- 1 comment
10:39 amMendel's Laws proved less than perfect.
- 1 comment
10:45 amIt's started. I told you so.
- 1 comment
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11:44 amSupernova remnant.
01:03 pmI love top 10 lists.
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06:24 pmX-Rayed snails.
07:18 pm"Satan's yippy little houserat!"
- 4 comments
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08:05 pmHey,
- 6 commentskali_kali, your dream date has updated his website.
08:33 pmScrew kittens, I want Genetic Savings And Clone to get me one of THESE.
08:39 pmOh, that Da Vinci kid. What a prankster!
11:43 pmHook me up.
- 11 comments
11:49 pmFreedom of... what?
- 25th
- 12:05 am
"He made love to the fishies, whoa-ooo"
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03:00 pm"Hey, did you hear that Easter's cancelled? Yeah, they found the body."
- 2 comments
05:29 pmGimme!
- 6 comments
08:11 pm"We're not going out there to enforce your western bacon cheeseburger."
- 2 comments
08:24 pm3M has way too much fun.
- 7 comments
08:27 pm(no subject)
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08:30 pmState street, Chicago, IL.
08:41 pmHey, Frances: Your wish, my command, yadda yadda yadda.
- 1 comment
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10:00 pmIn the bear's defense, everything *else* up there that moves is food.
- 1 comment
10:03 pmNot a kitten. Still might be Hunter S Thompson.
- 2 comments
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10:12 pmALP = GREAT.
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- 2 comments
11:22 pmThe Tranquility Calendar
- 7 comments
- 26th
- 12:08 am
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01:07 amThe Crab Pulsar.
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- 8 comments
01:38 am"I'm his financial advisor!"
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- 2 comments
01:58 amBecause life would not be complete without Donald Trump's action figure riding a dinosaur.
- 2 comments
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08:27 amI vant to suk your PENGUINS!
- 3 comments
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05:55 pmGreatest form of musical notation EVER.
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07:34 pmSad thing is, it makes a fair deal of sense.
07:36 pmJhonen Vasquez not available for comment.
07:47 pmI SENSE A KICKASS SCIENCE PROJECT COMING ON.
- 5 comments
08:05 pmI don't think I want to meet the Reverend.
- 1 comment
09:06 pmI'll keep this link handy, JUST in case.
09:12 pmiGod - new, from Apple.
09:15 pmI just like how happy this dog looks to be getting attention.
09:32 pmYikes.
- 1 comment
09:33 pmThis bunny is up to no good.
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11:13 pm"You'd be invaded by Norway if it wasn't for the USA!"
- 7 comments
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- 27th
- 12:06 am
Mirko Cro Cop makes your head disappear.
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07:25 pmEX-TER-MIN-ATE PAR-LI-A-MENT!
- 1 comment
08:14 pmSMELL the democracy!
- 28th
- 12:33 am
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01:15 pmNews that is breaking like the waves when they hit shore.
- 1 comment
01:20 pmGotta love the NRA.
- 4 comments
01:39 pmPenn State Pastor explains the issue perfectly:
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02:18 pmI cannot recommend this comic enough.
- 5 comments
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03:35 pmMore POWER!
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04:24 pmDon't *YOU* want a marijuana-scented MP3 player?
- 1 comment
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05:01 pmCan I be a MONgoose dog?
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- 3 comments
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06:12 pmBizarre German webmasters.
- 6 comments
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11:50 pmTruth in Protesting.
- 3 comments
- 29th
- 12:58 am
Gee, the guy who rewrote the ethics rules after he broke them, a hypocrite?
- 1 comment
01:18 amOnce again proving that the only branch of American government with a hint of a brain is the Judicia
- 1 comment
09:33 amIf you had *any* doubt before about who was on the side of good, the Schindlers are spammers.
- 1 comment
09:40 amQuestion: Do Flying Foxes pee on themselves?
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12:21 pm
- 1 commentjhim shares pretty pictures.
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12:39 pmI speech nothing because I no verb.
- 2 comments
12:54 pmA new flavour of tree-rat.
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02:49 pm"Tanks, but no tanks."
- 10 comments
03:45 pmThis dog loves you.
- 5 comments
03:48 pm"Jackal", "Jesus" - as long as one of them is walking on water, close enough, right?
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05:43 pmSenator Clinton has yet to respond.
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08:11 pmAnd now, a catfish attempting to swallow a basketball.
- 7 comments
10:38 pmIt's not just stupid Christians.
- 1 comment
- 30th
- 12:48 pm
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01:31 pmWow! Look what they store in HERE!
- 1 comment
02:49 pmAnd there are videos!
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03:04 pmAction figures!
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04:06 pmToddlerpede!
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07:26 pmI eat your face now.
- 3 comments
10:04 pmAnd people wonder why I mock mallpunk.
- 6 comments
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- 31st
- 11:03 am
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01:16 pmNon-gamers should ignore this. It's healthier.
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03:39 pmSometimes, eating something bigger than your head is okay.
- 1 comment
05:51 pm"The researchers said transferring the mutant gene to mice replicated the human experience but, oddl
05:55 pm(no subject)
- 2 comments
05:56 pmAnd now, a bucket of kittens.
- 5 comments
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07:18 pmHULK STILL WANTS A KITTY
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