1st
10:32 am

I think this is the first time Zebra has ever looked *angry* at the people trying to eat him.

- 1 comment

02:43 pm

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02:53 pm

Remember, being "pro-life" is prima facie evidence of gross mental incompetence.

- 12 comments

2nd
08:51 am

Cute. Very cute.

- 2 comments

09:33 am

(no subject)

- 2 comments

10:15 am

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10:15 am

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11:15 am

I wants me a TASER CANNON!

- 5 comments

11:37 am

(no subject)

- 1 comment

11:44 am

The definition of chutzpah:

- 3 comments

11:56 am

Bumper Stickers of the Future.



12:06 pm

If you're wondering why this merits being here, then you don't know my family.



01:23 pm

(no subject)

- 9 comments

01:30 pm

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02:28 pm

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02:40 pm

"NO! There are no 'um's and no 'like's in that soliloquy!"

- 12 comments

02:48 pm

Scary robot cats are here to eat your soul.

- 1 comment

03:43 pm

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03:45 pm

(no subject)

- 3 comments

3rd
08:11 am

(no subject)

- 4 comments

09:03 am

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10:16 am

Not a misleading headline. Happy now?



10:17 am

When Millipedes Ruled The Earth



10:21 am

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10:24 am

I bet SWAT was happy about this call.



10:28 am

Operation Death Worm!

- 2 comments

10:30 am

(no subject)

- 16 comments

10:58 am

Apparently, Warren Ellis was once rude to this man.



11:00 am

Judge in hiding, expecting assassination attempts from the "Culture of Life"

- 1 comment

11:27 am

(no subject)

- 2 comments

11:30 am

A *real* Star Wars program.



11:48 am

A dying iceberg.



12:07 pm

Why yes, it IS a slow day at work. Why do you ask?

- 3 comments

12:26 pm

(no subject)

- 6 comments

12:30 pm

(no subject)

- 2 comments

12:34 pm

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01:42 pm

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01:43 pm

I want one.



01:55 pm

If this isn't powered by steam, I'm disappointed.

- 4 comments

02:42 pm

(no subject)

- 21 comments

02:57 pm

And this one wasn't asked to eat the victim.



03:08 pm

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04:28 pm

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- 1 comment

07:11 pm

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- 4 comments

07:11 pm

Due to headache complaints, this picture has been changed.

- 5 comments

07:12 pm

Gotta love the Brits.



07:12 pm

"I would lick it for hours."

- 4 comments

4th
08:51 am

Uncle Orson, tell me about Laman and Lemuel again, please?

- 2 comments

08:54 am

(no subject)

- 1 comment

09:00 am

Cats, in a nutshell - which is edible.



09:58 am

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10:01 am

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- 4 comments

10:46 am

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- 7 comments

11:03 am

"Integrity, Honour, Respect", hmm?

- 3 comments

11:07 am

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- 3 comments

11:34 am

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11:44 am

(no subject)

- 1 comment

12:00 pm

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- 1 comment

12:24 pm

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- 3 comments

12:26 pm

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- 3 comments

12:28 pm

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- 1 comment

02:14 pm

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02:27 pm

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02:54 pm

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02:54 pm

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03:06 pm

British Soldier faces jail time for kicking puppy to death.



04:05 pm

I have decided I like this comic.



04:38 pm

Magic is such a bitter little girl.



04:44 pm

(no subject)

- 6 comments

08:21 pm

I want one. I'll need the wearer to go with it, of course.

- 4 comments

09:17 pm

(no subject)

- 2 comments

09:23 pm

(no subject)

- 3 comments

09:48 pm

Sing with me! How far can *you* read before you guess the tune?

- 8 comments

5th
08:24 am

Attention Wal-Mart shoppers....



08:28 am

For about the two hundredth time....

- 4 comments

08:30 am

Now THAT is takeout.

- 1 comment

09:01 am

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09:22 am

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09:23 am

(no subject)

- 1 comment

09:32 am

(no subject)

- 2 comments

10:03 am

Is that Hitler in your teapot, or are you just happy to see me?



10:19 am

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- 1 comment

11:00 am

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12:14 pm

My whole life is day-player theatre.



12:28 pm

(no subject)

- 3 comments

12:32 pm

(no subject)

- 1 comment

12:56 pm

(no subject)

- 3 comments

01:14 pm

Idiots to ban all books they can't read, again.

- 6 comments

01:25 pm

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01:43 pm

Only in Florida.

- 1 comment

02:51 pm

(no subject)

- 5 comments

03:26 pm

(no subject)

- 1 comment

03:33 pm

(no subject)

- 4 comments

03:40 pm

Spider-Man movie news!

- 6 comments

04:33 pm

(no subject)

- 1 comment

04:54 pm

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10:32 pm

(no subject)

- 16 comments

6th
08:06 am

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08:08 am

Alien Loves Predator.



08:09 am

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08:31 am

(no subject)

- 7 comments

08:38 am

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10:44 am

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11:35 am

(no subject)

- 12 comments

12:16 pm

(no subject)

- 3 comments

12:21 pm

One might think the trend would be evident, by now. Then again, creationists are notoriously bad ab



12:24 pm

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12:35 pm

It's good advice. Follow it, or the terrorists have won!



12:42 pm

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01:13 pm

(no subject)

- 5 comments

01:31 pm

Custom Volkswagens.



02:37 pm

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03:04 pm

(no subject)

- 2 comments

03:13 pm

Delicious mousemeats!

- 2 comments

03:13 pm

(no subject)

- 4 comments

03:16 pm

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07:24 pm

(no subject)

- 1 comment

10:45 pm

(no subject)

- 4 comments

7th
06:44 pm

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06:54 pm

"Voice of the White House" claims to be blogging anonymously from the White House staff.

- 6 comments

9th
08:56 am

(no subject)



09:17 am

Quote of the day.

- 1 comment

09:29 am

(no subject)



09:30 am

Since I'm on a theme this morning, it seems:



09:56 am

"Pearls" does Mother's Day.



10:05 am

Alien Loves Predator is great.



10:22 am

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10:49 am

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10:51 am

Proclaims "persecution!"

- 1 comment

10:57 am

On the topic of "pointless food",

- 2 comments

11:25 am

(no subject)

- 3 comments

11:31 am

Beware Of Giant Horse.

- 1 comment

11:50 am

(no subject)

- 4 comments

12:01 pm

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12:40 pm

(no subject)

- 45 comments

12:44 pm

(no subject)

- 2 comments

01:10 pm

I want a teletubby.

- 18 comments

01:39 pm

(no subject)



03:09 pm

(no subject)

- 1 comment

03:11 pm

Haven't heard it yet. Marking for amusement value and later listening. From FARK.

- 6 comments

09:49 pm

"Don't worry none, Jethro. Jesus says biology is crap, too"

- 1 comment

09:50 pm

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09:53 pm

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09:56 pm

(no subject)

- 1 comment

09:59 pm

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10:03 pm

(no subject)

- 1 comment

10th
08:29 am

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08:36 am

Man of Stone

- 1 comment

09:46 am

"Ooops"



10:10 am

In order to be a school administrator, you have to be an idiot. It's a prerequisite.

- 1 comment

10:11 am

(no subject)



10:32 am

(no subject)

- 1 comment

11:10 am

C-130: 1. Bald Eagle: 0

- 3 comments

11:13 am

(no subject)

- 4 comments

11:17 am

Sadly, the results of the first Lara experiment are less than ideal - but I have pictures!

- 6 comments

12:25 pm

(no subject)

- 4 comments

02:08 pm

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08:43 pm

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11th
09:23 am

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10:19 am

(no subject)

- 3 comments

10:58 am

(no subject)

- 2 comments

11:36 am

I forsee a crossover: Eating the zebra of friendship.



11:37 am

But only *I* have a machine that makes insterstellar ducks into PURE THOUGHT.



12:09 pm

Gotta love Russian workmanship.

- 2 comments

12:21 pm

Reach Out and Touch Someone (But Not in a Gay Way)

- 3 comments

12:26 pm

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12:38 pm

(no subject)

- 7 comments

12:49 pm

I can't make this headline up. "Reckless" drive-by pornography!



12:51 pm

(no subject)

- 9 comments

01:09 pm

Russians showing how much they love Bush!

- 1 comment

01:18 pm

Another one.

- 5 comments

01:38 pm

(no subject)



01:43 pm

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01:53 pm

(no subject)

- 1 comment

01:54 pm

(no subject)

- 3 comments

01:59 pm

Sunrise in Rupelmonde, Belgium.



02:03 pm

(no subject)

- 1 comment

02:31 pm

(no subject)

- 1 comment

02:41 pm

(no subject)

- 1 comment

04:26 pm

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- 3 comments

06:14 pm

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12th
08:39 am

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08:51 am

Rumours! Yay, rumours!

- 2 comments

09:17 am

"I pooped somewhere. Go and find it. Go."

- 1 comment

10:16 am

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10:20 am

(no subject)

- 2 comments

10:21 am

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10:45 am

(no subject)

- 2 comments

11:05 am

Bamboo Bicycle

- 1 comment

11:15 am

(no subject)

- 1 comment

12:26 pm

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12:45 pm

(no subject)

- 3 comments

01:29 pm

(no subject)

- 1 comment

01:34 pm

(no subject)

- 2 comments

01:36 pm

Happiness is a warm penguin.

- 2 comments

01:43 pm

What happens to an unarmored vehicle in Iraq.



01:53 pm

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01:59 pm

Apparently they thought they were pit bulls.



03:31 pm

Attention, all idiots:

- 1 comment

04:07 pm

(no subject)

- 7 comments

10:20 pm

(no subject)

- 1 comment

10:22 pm

List gets smaller again.

- 8 comments

13th
09:53 am

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10:12 am

(no subject)

- 1 comment

10:16 am

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11:29 am

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12:50 pm

Old Dog Learns

- 1 comment

12:51 pm

Back off, esse! Don't you know I'm loco?



12:53 pm

Breaking news: marsupials born knowing how to argue on the internet!

- 2 comments

01:13 pm

Quote of the Day:

- 3 comments

02:25 pm

There is much truth here.



02:51 pm

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03:21 pm

(no subject)

- 8 comments

04:16 pm

(no subject)

- 1 comment

04:58 pm

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14th
09:20 am

Mike, you're a sick fuck.

- 4 comments

05:01 pm

(no subject)

- 7 comments

15th
05:41 pm

(no subject)

- 1 comment

05:41 pm

(no subject)

- 1 comment

07:39 pm

(no subject)

- 3 comments

16th
08:43 am

A slice of life:

- 6 comments

09:11 am

Comics would be cooler if I didn't have to lean 5 cm from the monitor to read them. Stupid eyes.

- 1 comment

09:39 am

(no subject)

- 6 comments

06:40 pm

Slave Leia Pet Costume

- 5 comments

17th
10:30 am

(no subject)

- 2 comments

05:47 pm

And now, your daily kitten break!

- 7 comments

18th
01:34 pm

Bookse.cx!

- 4 comments

02:52 pm

(no subject)

- 1 comment

02:56 pm

"Rap: Redefining Bad Taste Every Day."

- 6 comments

03:08 pm

The dangers of eating too fast.



03:08 pm

Wal-Mart opens store to cater to Amish.



03:12 pm

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03:15 pm

(no subject)

- 2 comments

03:17 pm

(no subject)

- 1 comment

03:32 pm

Later revealed to have tragically died of embarassment.

- 4 comments

03:33 pm

"Okay, you win. Your wife parks worse than mine."

- 1 comment

03:50 pm

Excuse me! Is zis ze bus to Alburquerque?

- 2 comments

03:51 pm

(no subject)

- 3 comments

06:03 pm

(no subject)

- 3 comments

19th
12:10 am

Because you can't be trusted to make the right decision and agree with them, if you know the truth.

- 3 comments

09:17 am

Robots that drool: the wonders of science!



09:34 am

(no subject)

- 4 comments

09:52 am

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10:05 am

I'm dealing with insurance right now because my eye exploded on Monday. This comic is true.

- 3 comments

10:07 am

(no subject)

- 2 comments

10:39 am

(no subject)

- 4 comments

11:21 am

(no subject)

- 2 comments

11:25 am

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11:36 am

(no subject)

- 23 comments

12:21 pm

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12:24 pm

(no subject)

- 4 comments

03:22 pm

(no subject)

- 1 comment

03:23 pm

(no subject)

- 1 comment

03:25 pm

(no subject)

- 3 comments

04:47 pm

I am tired.



04:49 pm

Still tired.

- 1 comment

20th
01:31 am

On Sithhood and Revenge and all that neat stuff.

- 3 comments

01:41 am

(no subject)

- 1 comment

21st
12:57 pm

Actual Newspaper Headline, tomorrow.

- 10 comments

23rd
07:37 am

The Princess Wars

- 2 comments

08:46 am

Takeout Dinner



08:47 am

(no subject)



08:48 am

"Giant Eyeball Over Pittsburgh" is the name of my new band.



09:03 am

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09:26 am

(no subject)

- 7 comments

09:30 am

Paging Don Bluth to the black courtesy phone....



09:31 am

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09:53 am

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- 1 comment

10:54 am

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12:44 pm

(no subject)

- 1 comment

12:50 pm

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- 1 comment

01:22 pm

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01:24 pm

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01:34 pm

What could POSSIBLY go wrong?



01:40 pm

(no subject)

- 6 comments

01:48 pm

Think you're having a bad day?



02:14 pm

Still think you're having a bad day?

- 6 comments

03:17 pm

(no subject)

- 6 comments

04:18 pm

(no subject)

- 3 comments

04:33 pm

(no subject)

- 6 comments

04:57 pm

Everyone needs their daily moose butt.

- 4 comments

24th
12:13 am

Batman Stories That Don't Suck.

- 1 comment

09:24 am

RIP, Tony.



09:46 am

(no subject)

- 2 comments

10:02 am

(no subject)

- 1 comment

10:08 am

On the topic of "scary-ass planets", we have what this one has managed:

- 1 comment

10:24 am

(no subject)

- 6 comments

10:37 am

F-15: 1 Police interceptor: 0

- 2 comments

11:59 am

Paranoid schizophrenic poetry.

- 1 comment

12:59 pm

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01:00 pm

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01:01 pm

Fundamentally Oral Bill would have something to say about this, I'm sure.

- 8 comments

01:03 pm

(no subject)

- 2 comments

01:05 pm

(no subject)

- 1 comment

01:34 pm

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02:18 pm

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- 1 comment

02:28 pm

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02:34 pm

(no subject)

- 1 comment

02:37 pm

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- 2 comments

02:42 pm

(no subject)

- 3 comments

03:00 pm

(no subject)

- 1 comment

03:25 pm

Parliament hill, updated every 5 minutes.



03:51 pm

Now, you can get shirts that show your ignorance!

- 16 comments

04:23 pm

Post Secret: Secrets written on anonymous homemade postcards.



04:24 pm

[livejournal.com profile] takhisis has a new watch. It is spiffy.



04:27 pm

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04:27 pm

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04:27 pm

(no subject)

- 2 comments

06:17 pm

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06:17 pm

(no subject)

- 6 comments

25th
08:51 am

More T-Shirts For The Insane.

- 5 comments

08:58 am

Make a Yarn Marvin

- 6 comments

09:47 am

DC Sucks. Even Moore knows it.

- 6 comments

09:51 am

Just for [livejournal.com profile] ursulav

- 1 comment

09:55 am

(no subject)



09:55 am

(no subject)

- 1 comment

10:04 am

Rat understands.



10:16 am

(no subject)

- 1 comment

12:14 pm

(no subject)

- 4 comments

12:49 pm

Catfish the size of a sixth-grader caught in Mississippi River



12:51 pm

(no subject)

- 1 comment

12:53 pm

A Public Service Announcement.

- 12 comments

12:58 pm

(no subject)



01:41 pm

Once again, just like with P2P and public schooling, those who do not understand things are making r

- 2 comments

01:42 pm

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01:43 pm

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01:43 pm

(no subject)

- 3 comments

02:24 pm

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- 1 comment

02:24 pm

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03:52 pm

Mostly for my own reference, to link to later.

- 3 comments

04:10 pm

Senility, North Carolina, and 911, all in one place!



04:25 pm

(no subject)

- 1 comment

04:33 pm

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04:33 pm

(no subject)

- 2 comments

04:55 pm

(no subject)

- 3 comments

05:40 pm

The definition of "outfoxed"

- 1 comment

05:42 pm

Ich bin ein Wurst!



05:48 pm

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05:49 pm

(no subject)

- 4 comments

26th
08:57 am

(no subject)

- 6 comments

02:33 pm

Filthy bus-people!

- 8 comments

04:08 pm

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04:08 pm

(no subject)

- 2 comments

04:10 pm

I'm out for the weekend. Toby's in charge.



07:23 pm

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- 2 comments

09:14 pm

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11:37 pm

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- 4 comments

29th
11:32 pm

I'm in Chicago. Go me.

- 1 comment

30th
10:49 pm

(no subject)

- 1 comment

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